We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code fences. Must be valid JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his coffee, his calendar, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once ordered a coffee at a café, and the barista asked for his name, Chuck replied 'Norris', and the coffee instantly turned into espresso." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a calendar. He lost, because the calendar always knows where he is." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. We need to embed the joke text. The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a short paragraph. Headline: short, max 80 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door and make it spin forever, just to prove he doesn't need physics." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat fetched a roundhouse kick and brought it back with a perfect landing." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but only if the universe asks nicely." That's common. We need unique. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can shave itself without a razor." That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's okay. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so he always arrives exactly five minutes early." That's unique? Might be similar to existing jokes about time zones. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with a roundhouse kick, and the delivery guy got a perfect crust without ever opening the oven." That's creative. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a full‑body workout for the other person, just by saying 'Good morning'." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a computer; the computer surrendered after realizing it was being checkmated by a man who never loses." That's okay. But we need to be unique and not repeat typical jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply breathing out a single roundhouse kick." That's unique. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt. The image prompt must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually we need to fill it with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene in the image prompt. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris ordering a coffee, the image could be him in a café, etc. But we need to embed that scene. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so he always arrives exactly five minutes early." The specific scene could be him delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the sky, with a clock face showing 5 minutes early. But we need to keep it unique. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a vending machine; after pressing the button, the machine dispensed a roundhouse kick that instantly solved world hunger." That's too long. Let's pick a simpler unique joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light into a roundhouse kick, making the car behind him accelerate without moving." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by looking at it, because he knows the future already." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by simply breathing on it, because his breath is hotter than the sun." That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a rubber band stretch infinitely just by thinking about it, so he can tie the universe together with a single thought." Hmm. Maybe we can use a scenario about his beard: "Chuck Norris's beard is so legendary that it has its own zip code, and mail carriers deliver letters directly to his chin." That's unique. Let's go with that: "Chuck Norris's beard is so legendary that it has its own zip code, and mail carriers deliver letters directly to his chin." That starts with Chuck Norris? It starts with "Chuck Norris's beard". The requirement: The joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. It can mention him later, but must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Starting with "Chuck Norris's beard" includes "Chuck Norris". That should be okay. But maybe better to start exactly with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris can assign his own zip code to his beard, and mail carriers deliver letters straight to his chin." That starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text: "Chuck Norris can assign his own zip code to his beard, and mail carriers deliver letters straight to his chin." Headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Bart mit eigenem Postleitzahl-System". That's 30 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Bart die Post macht". That's 22 characters. Image prompt: Must be English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Phot