We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO maybe English? Probably German is fine. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Should be creative. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they wrote: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke inside the prompt. Should be English. Must not have text or captions in the image. Provide meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must avoid repeats, no cliches, no political, no violence. Should be funny, typical Chuck Norris style. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten mit seiner stare-Force komprimiert." That's maybe not classic enough. Need something more typical: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu öffnen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er ihn anschaute." That's typical. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Zeit zurückdrehen, sodass sein Kaffeeklatsch nie kalt wird." That's maybe okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke_text that is a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Uhr zurückdrehen, damit sein Kaffee immer frisch ist." That's funny. Now headline: maybe "Der legendäre Niesen-Kaffee". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Kaffee von selbst". Must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris sneezing, causing a clock to rewind, coffee steaming. So we need to embed that scene description in English. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sneezes, causing a vintage clock to rewind and a steaming cup of coffee to hover, with an American flag background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, no text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So we should write: "Chuck Norris sneezes, causing a vintage clock to rewind and a steaming cup of coffee to hover". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt should be a single string containing that description. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Niesen-Kaffee Witz – Lacher garantiert". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Niesen-Kaffee Witz – Lacher garantiert". That's 49? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)N15i16e17s18e19n20-21K22a23f24f25e26e27 (space28)W29i30t31z32 (space33)–34 (space35)L36a37c38h39e40r41 (space42)g43a44r45a46n47t48i49e50r51t52. That's 52 characters maybe. Under 60, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Niesen, der die Zeit zurückdreht – garantierter Lacher für alle Fans!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Niesen, der die Zeit zurückdreht – garantierter Lacher für alle Fans!" That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with Chuck Norris. Must be unique. - headline: max 80 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English description, includes scene. - meta_title: max 60 chars. - meta_description: max 160 chars. All must be within limits. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Uhr zurückdrehen, damit sein Kaffee immer frisch bleibt." Check length? Not required but fine. headline: "Der legendäre Niesen-Kaffee-Witz von Chuck Norris". Count characters: Let's count: D1e2r3 (space4)l5e6g7e8n9d10r11e12 (space13)N14i15e16s17e18n-19K20a21f22f23e24e-25W26i27t28z29 (space30)v31o32n33 (space34)C35h36u37c38k39 (space40)N41o42r43r44i45s46 (space47)W48i49t50z51. That's 51 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Kaffee von selbst". Count: W1i2f3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16