We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Provide meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard, or about his ability to divide by zero, or about his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." Need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. We need to ensure no similar wording to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the moon." That's unique. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be the full joke text. It should be a single sentence? Could be longer. Provide headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme_caption (max 80 chars). Provide image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent" or "Chuck Norris turning Wi‑Fi into a kick that reaches the moon". Let's pick the Wi‑Fi one: "Chuck Norris turns a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the moon". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a roundhouse kick that transforms a Wi‑Fi signal into a beam reaching the moon, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title up to 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Kick to the Moon – Funny Joke". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Kick to the Moon – Funny Joke". That's 44 characters maybe. Good. Meta description up to 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Roundhouse‑Kick, der ein Wi‑Fi‑Signal bis zum Mond schickt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Roundhouse‑Kick, der ein Wi‑Fi‑Signal bis zum Mond schickt." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Der ultimative Wi‑Fi‑Kick des Chuck Norris". Count: "Der ultimative Wi‑Fi‑Kick des Chuck Norris" = 38 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn das Wi‑Fi plötzlich zum Mond fliegt 🚀". That's 38 characters. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide the full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann ein Wi‑Fi‑Signal mit einem einzigen Roundhouse‑Kick so stark verstärken, dass es bis zum Mond reicht und dort ein neues Netzwerk für Aliens startet." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris kann ein Wi‑Fi‑Signal mit einem einzigen Roundhouse‑Kick so stark verstärken, dass es bis zum Mond reicht und dort ein neues Netzwerk für Aliens startet." That's okay. Now produce JSON. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need to escape double quotes inside. The joke_text contains double quotes? It doesn't contain double quotes, but it contains apostrophes? It contains "Wi‑Fi" with hyphen, fine. It contains "Roundhouse‑Kick". No double quotes. So we can just put the string. But we need to ensure we don't exceed length limits for headline and meme_caption (max 80 chars). Let's count headline: "Der ultimative Wi‑Fi‑Kick des Chuck Norris". Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 W16 i17 ‑ (hyphen?) but it's a special char, count as one, etc. Let's approximate it's under 80. It's fine. Meme caption: "Wenn das Wi‑Fi plötzlich zum Mond fliegt 🚀". Count: maybe 38 characters, okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Provide as a single string. Ensure no line breaks? It's okay to have line breaks? Probably fine but better keep as one line. Provide the prompt as described. Now meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Kick to the Moon – Funny Joke". Count: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 ‑16 F17 i18 space19 K20 i21 c22 k23 space24 t25 o26 space27 t28 h29 e30 space31 M32 o33 o34 n35 space36 –37 space38 F39 u40 n41 n42 y43 space44 J45 o46 k47 e48. That's 48 characters, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Roundhouse‑Kick, der ein Wi‑Fi‑Signal bis zum Mond schickt." Count roughly: Let's count characters: "Ein kurzer,