We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption max 80 characters. - meta_title max 60 characters. - meta_description max 160 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from joke, with specifics. Must be within no constraints given but must be a prompt. We need to ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text, no markdown fences. We must not include any extra commentary. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is green." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube spontaneously solves itself out of respect." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text: full joke text. Example: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own operating system using only a single keystroke, and the OS will automatically install itself on every device on Earth, including the Moon." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself while he sleeps, and the coffee will grant him the ability to speak fluent binary." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it creates a new dimension where the door never closes again." That's similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe where every character is a sentient being that bows to him." But need to be concise enough for joke_text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a 'Hello World' program that not only prints 'Hello World', but also summons a legion of tiny ninjas to salute him, and the program never crashes, no matter how many times it's executed." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris programmiert Welteroberung mit 'Hello World'". That's under 80. Meme caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn 'Hello World' die ganze Erde erobern will". That's under 80. Image prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He stands in front of a massive glowing computer screen displaying 'Hello World' code, with tiny ninja figures bowing around him, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must not include text or captions. So we need to embed that scene. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' geheimnisvolle 'Hello World' Macht". That's maybe 45. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Hallo-Welt-Code die ganze Welt verändert – episch, humorvoll und einzigartig." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra fields. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris programmiert Welteroberung mit 'Hello World'" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)p15r16o17g18r19a20m21m22e23r24t25 (space26)W27e28l29t30e31r32o33b34e35r36e37n38g39 (space40)m41i42t43 (space44)'45H46e47l48l49o50 (space51)W52o53r54l55d56' (maybe 57). That's about 57 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn 'Hello World' die ganze Erde erobern will" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)'5H6e7l8l9o10 (space11)W12o13r14l15d16'17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)g23a24n25z26e27 (space28)e29r30d31e32 (space33)e34r35o36b37e38r39n40 (space41)w42i43l44l45 (space46). That's about 46 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris' geheimnisvolle 'Hello World' Macht" length? Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)'15 (space?) Actually we have apostrophe and space? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris' geheimnisvolle 'Hello World' Macht". Characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13'14 (space15)g16e17h18e19m20i21s22s23i24v25o26l27e28 (space29)'30 (space31)H32e33l34l35o36 (space37)W38o39r40l41d42'43 (space44)M45a46c47h48t49. That's 49 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: