We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The instruction says write in German. The image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English) describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and [Specific scene from the joke]. Must include that scene. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Then meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). Must be SEO friendly. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world." Need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push-up contest, and the mountain now serves as his personal bench press." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's common. Need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do the moonwalk, and now the fish is the undisputed king of the dance floor on the moon." That's a bit weird but okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German, and now every prickly plant in the desert orders a pretzel with a side of sarcasm." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and now every winter the world gets a new record for the most simultaneous snowflake push-ups." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's pick a scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now the cactus can hold a perfect tree pose while delivering a roundhouse kick." That's unique. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke_text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kaktus Yoga zu lehren, und der Kaktus kann jetzt die Baum-Pose halten, während er einen Rundtritt ausführt." That's a joke. But we need to ensure it's funny and classic. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but we need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Bleistift zum Laufen zu bringen, und jetzt schreibt jeder Stift seine eigenen Lebensgeschichten in Morsecode." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris stellte sich einmal einem Schachspiel gegen die Schachweltmeisterschaft, und nach seinem ersten Zug wurde das Schachbrett zum neuen Universum." That's too abstract. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, but he prefers to kill one bird with two stones and then use the extra stone to build a house for the other birds." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, maybe one sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm aus einem einzigen Tropfen Regen herstellen, und das Ergebnis ist ein überdimensionaler Sonnenschirm, der die gesamte Erde im Sommer schützt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick a scenario: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, ohne ihn zu schlucken, und schaffte es, daraus ein ganzes Netzwerk von Kaugummiplaneten zu erschaffen." That's whimsical. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris stellte einmal die Frage, ob ein Baum im Wald fällt, wenn niemand ihn hört, und der Baum antwortete mit einem Roundhouse-Kick, der die Schwerkraft neu definierte." That's fun. But we need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so scharf machen, dass er einen Nagel in die Zeit treiben kann, und der Nagel bleibt immer gerade, weil die Zeit sich nicht mehr drehen darf." That's too abstract. Let's choose something simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er die Antwort auf jede Frage in einem einzigen Strich schreibt, und das Ergebnis ist immer die richtige." That's okay. But maybe we can incorporate a specific scene for the image prompt. The image prompt must include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the image_prompt. So we need to describe the scene in English, referencing the joke's specific scene. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris teaching a cactus yoga, the scene could be "the cactus performing a perfect tree pose while delivering a roundhouse kick". So we need to embed that in the image_prompt. Thus we need to decide on a joke that has a clear visual scene. Let's pick a joke: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kaktus Yoga zu lehren, und der Kaktus hielt die Baum-Pose, während er gleichzeitig einen Rundtritt ausführte." That's a clear scene: cactus in tree pose with roundhouse kick. Thus the image_prompt should include that scene: "the cactus performing a perfect tree pose while delivering a roundhouse kick". So we can embed that. Thus the joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kaktus Yoga zu lehren, und der Kaktus hielt die Baum-Pose, während er gleichzeitig einen Rundtritt ausführte." Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris trainiert Kaktus-Yoga – Baum-Pose mit Rundtritt". That's under 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80