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We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars.

We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." That's maybe not typical. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay.

But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's typical. Need unique.

Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique.

But we need to embed in joke_text field as full joke text. Should be a short joke, maybe a one-liner.

Example: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in Braille using only his tears." That's unique.

Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by simply blinking." That's okay.

We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes.

Let's produce:

joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by simply blinking."

Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen". That's <=80 chars.

Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." <=80 chars.

Image prompt: need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blinking dramatically, a glowing computer screen appears behind him showing sarcastic text, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include that placeholder text exactly? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "Chuck Norris is blinking, causing a computer screen to display sarcastic text". So the prompt should include that phrase. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blinking, causing a computer screen to display sarcastic text. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions."

Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen". That's <=60 chars? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen" length: let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)C20o21m22p23u24t25e26r27 (space28)S29a30r31k32a33s34m35u36s37 (space38)b39e40g41e42s43c44h45e46n47. That's 47 characters, okay <=60.

Meta description: maybe "Ein einziger Blink von Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen – ein klassischer Witz in Posterform." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein einziger Blink von Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen – ein klassischer Witz in Posterform." That's maybe ~100 characters, okay <=160.

Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no markdown code block. Provide raw JSON.

Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have 47, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars, we have maybe 58? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)b18l19i20n21z22e23l24t25t26, (space27)w28i29r30d31 (space32)d33e34r35 (space36)C37o38d38e39 (space40)e41r42s43t44e44n45. Actually need to recount precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation: 
W(1) e2 n3 n4 (space5) C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 (space11) N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 (space18) b19 l20 i21 n22 z23 e24 l25 t26 ,27 (space28) w29 i30 r31 d32 (space33) d34 e35 r36 (space37) C38 o39 d40 e41 (space42) e43 r44 s45 t46 .47 So 47 characters, okay <=80.

Image prompt must be English, we have that.

Now ensure no markdown code block. Just output JSON.

Let's craft final JSON:

{
  "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Sarkasmus verstehen lassen, indem er nur blinzelt.",
  "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen",
  "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst.",
  "image_p
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." That's maybe not typical. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But we need to embed in joke_text field as full joke text. Should be a short joke, maybe a one-liner. Example: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in Braille using only his tears." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by simply blinking." That's okay. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by simply blinking." Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen". That's <=80 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." <=80 chars. Image prompt: need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blinking dramatically, a glowing computer screen appears behind him showing sarcastic text, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include that placeholder text exactly? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "Chuck Norris is blinking, causing a computer screen to display sarcastic text". So the prompt should include that phrase. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blinking, causing a computer screen to display sarcastic text. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen". That's <=60 chars? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen" length: let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)C20o21m22p23u24t25e26r27 (space28)S29a30r31k32a33s34m35u36s37 (space38)b39e40g41e42s43c44h45e46n47. That's 47 characters, okay <=60. Meta description: maybe "Ein einziger Blink von Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen – ein klassischer Witz in Posterform." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein einziger Blink von Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen – ein klassischer Witz in Posterform." That's maybe ~100 characters, okay <=160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have 47, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars, we have maybe 58? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)b18l19i20n21z22e23l24t25t26, (space27)w28i29r30d31 (space32)d33e34r35 (space36)C37o38d38e39 (space40)e41r42s43t44e44n45. Actually need to recount precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation: W(1) e2 n3 n4 (space5) C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 (space11) N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 (space18) b19 l20 i21 n22 z23 e24 l25 t26 ,27 (space28) w29 i30 r31 d32 (space33) d34 e35 r36 (space37) C38 o39 d40 e41 (space42) e43 r44 s45 t46 .47 So 47 characters, okay <=80. Image prompt must be English, we have that. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just output JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Sarkasmus verstehen lassen, indem er nur blinzelt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus begreifen", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst.", "image_p

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