We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about his beard. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but he got to infinity and then turned it into a new number. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by breathing." Let's craft something original. We need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that knocks the sun out of the sky, causing a solar eclipse that lasts exactly 3.14 seconds." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that knocks the sun out of the sky, causing a solar eclipse that lasts exactly 3.14 seconds." That's a joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Sonnenfinsternis-Kick". That's short. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel kickt". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that shatters the sun, causing a brief solar eclipse". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, mid-roundhouse kick that shatters the sun, causing a brief solar eclipse, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne k.o." That's 27 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne k.o." That's 27 inc spaces? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Sonne(5)=28, space=29, k.o.(3)=32. So 32 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Sonnen-Kick, der eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Let's count characters: We'll keep under 160. Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Sonnen-Kick, der eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 106 characters maybe. Good. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure joke_text is the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide it in German. Should be a single string. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Sonne aus dem Himmel schlagen und eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugen, die genau 3,14 Sekunden dauert." That's a bit longer but okay. Must start with "Chuck Norris". It's unique. Now headline: maybe "Solar-Kick-Finsternis". That's short. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel kickt". That's within 80 characters. Image prompt: as described. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne k.o." Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Sonnen-Kick, der eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra commas. Provide as plain JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Solar-Kick-Finsternis" is 18 characters, fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel kickt" length: count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Himmel(6)=28, space=29, kickt(5)=34. So 34 characters, fine. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne k.o." length we counted ~32, fine. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Sonnen-Kick, der eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Let's count characters including spaces: I'll count precisely. String: Ein(3) space(1)=4 klassischer(10)=14 space=15 Chuck(5)=20 space=21 Norris(6)=27 space=28 Witz(4)=32 space=33 über(4)=37 space=38 einen(5)=43 space=44 Sonnen-Kick,(10 inc hyphen and comma?) Let's count: Sonnen(6)=50, -(1)=51, Kick(4)=55, ,(1)=56 space=57 der(3)=60 space=61 eine(4)=65 space=66 Sonnenfinsternis(14)=80 space=81 erzeugt(7)=88 space=89 – (en dash) maybe 1 char =90 space