We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Also mention American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, no text, no captions. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single glance." Let's think of something that can be visualized: He is standing on the edge of a cliff, and the wind obeys him. Or he can make a roundhouse kick that splits the moon in half, causing tides. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by kicking a clock." That might be unique. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the horizon, causing the sun to rise twice in a single day." That's a bit typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new law of physics: the law of unstoppable momentum." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all bugs to be fixed instantly." That is unique. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, fixing all bugs instantly." That references programming, unique. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben und alle Bugs sofort beheben." But we need to keep it in German. The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably the whole sentence. So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben und alle Bugs sofort beheben." Now headline: short heading max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum mit einem Rundtritt". That's within 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code des Universums neu schreibt". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must include description of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Also "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that ripples the fabric of reality, with code lines swirling around." So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples the fabric of reality, with glowing code lines swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, reprogrammiert(12)=25, space=26, das(3)=29, space=30, Universum(9)=39, space=40, –(1)=41, space=42, Witz(4)=46. So 46 chars, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er den Quellcode des Universums mit einem Rundtritt neu schreibt – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er den Quellcode des Universums mit einem Rundtritt neu schreibt – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. This is unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris". It does. Must be in German. Yes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. It's fine. Must avoid similar formulations. This is unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide valid JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben und alle Bugs sofort beheben." headline: "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum mit einem Rundtritt" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code des Universums neu schreibt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples the fabric of reality, with glowing code lines swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum – Witz" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er den Quellcode des Universums mit einem Rundtritt neu schreibt – humorvoll, einzigartig und ohne Klischees." Check