We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. No markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure fields length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide appropriate content. We need to craft a joke that hasn't been used before. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse talk, etc. Must be unique. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock just by staring at it." That's common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a solid wall just by walking through it." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate its own gravitational field, pulling the moon into a perfect orbit around his beard." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be longer. The joke_text field is the full joke text. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle by simply looking at it, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann ein leeres Blatt Papier in Sekunden zu einem vollständigen Roman umschreiben, nur indem er darüber denkt." That's unique. But maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Schild aus Gold verwandeln, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick durchbohrt." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass Eiswürfel darin erstarren, bevor sie überhaupt gefroren sind." That's weird. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schatten werfen, der eigenständig einen Sonnenbrand bekommt." That's unique. But maybe too abstract. Let's craft a clear punchline: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Virus nur durch einen einzigen Blick infizieren, und das Betriebssystem bittet um Entschuldigung." That's unique. Ok, let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Fitnessstudio verwandeln, das sofort die meisten Muskelpakete der Welt anzieht." That's long but okay. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON but can be longer. Let's finalize: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein voll ausgestattetes Fitnessstudio verwandeln, das sofort die meisten Muskelpakete der Welt anzieht." That's a unique scenario. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Raum in Mega-Fitnessstudio". That's within 80. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn Chuck Norris trainiert, wird die Luft zum Gewichtsheber". That's within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that transforms an empty room into a fully equipped gym with massive muscle statues. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? The example shows: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should include the scene description in English. So we can write: "Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that transforms an empty room into a fully equipped gym with massive muscle statues." That is the specific scene. So the prompt should include that phrase. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that transforms an empty room into a fully equipped gym with massive muscle statues. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Fitnessstudio Witz - Lacher Memegenrer". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Fitnessstudio Witz - Lacher Memegenrer". That's 53 maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)F14i15t16n17e18s19s20t21r22i23o24o25m26 (space27)W28i29t30z31 (space32)-(space33)L34a35c36h37e38r39 (space40)M41e42m43e44g45e46n47r48e49r50. That's 50 characters approx, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der einen leeren Raum in ein Mega-Fitnessstudio verwandelt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein voll ausgestattetes Fitnessstudio verwandeln, das sofort die meisten Muskelpakete der Welt anzieht.", "headline": "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Raum in Mega-Fitnessstudio", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris trainiert, wird die Luft zum Gewichtsheber", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic