We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, violence about real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris once ordered a pizza with no cheese, and the pizza delivered itself with extra cheese." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page and the page wrote a bestselling novel." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and the resulting energy powers his coffee." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's okay. Let's think: The joke should be a single sentence or short paragraph. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and the world now has an extra hour to admire his beard." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and the resulting energy powers his coffee." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "mid-roundhouse kick that splits an atom, with glowing energy swirling around his fist". Must be included in the prompt. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick that splits an atom, and the resulting energy powers his morning coffee." That's a unique twist. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris' Atomic Coffee Kick" Length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris' Atomic Coffee Kick" = 29 characters, okay. meme_caption: maybe "When your coffee needs a superpower boost!" That's 38 characters. image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. Let's write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Mid-roundhouse kick that splits an atom, glowing energy swirling around his fist. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Atomic Kick Coffee Joke | Funny Meme" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Atomic Kick Coffee Joke | Funny Meme" = 48? Let's count precisely: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Atomic(6)=19, space=20, Kick(4)=24, space=25, Coffee(6)=31, space=32, Joke(4)=36, space=37, |(1)=38, space=39, Funny(5)=44, space=45, Meme(4)=49. So 49 characters, within 60. meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen atomaren Kicks, der Kaffee mit Superkraft versorgt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen atomaren Kicks, der Kaffee mit Superkraft versorgt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count: E(1) i2 n3 space4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 s11 c12 h13 e14 r15 space16 C17 h18 u19 c20 k21 space22 N23 o24 r25 r26 i27 s28 space29 W30 i31 t32 z33 space34 ü35 b36 e37 r38 space39 e40 i41 n42 e43 n44 space45 a46 t47 o48 m49 a50 r51 i52 s53 c54 h55 space56 K57 i58 c59 k60 s61 ,62 space63 d64 e65 r66 space67 K68 a69 f70 f71 e72 space73 m74 i75 t76 space77 S78 u79 p80 e81 r82 k83 r84 a85 f86 t87 space88 v89 e90 r91 s92 o93 r94 t95 –98 space99 p100 e101 r102 f103 e104 k105 t106 space107 f108 ü109 r110 space111 M112 e113 m114 e115 s116 space117 u118 n119 d120 space121 L122 a123 c124 h1