We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is the only one who can solve a Rubik's Cube in under a second." That's too long. We need a short joke text, but can be a sentence. Must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own source code using only a single keystroke." That's also known. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That's unique. But need to be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN-Signal mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in die nächste Galaxie umwandeln." That's a joke. But must be "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now we need fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, presumably the joke itself (the sentence). Should be something like "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in die nächste Galaxie umwandeln." - headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Weltraum-Kick". - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn das Signal zu schwach ist, gibt's einen Tritt ins All!" - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." Must include specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed something like "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that transforms a Wi‑Fi router into a portal to another galaxy". Must be in English. Must not include text or captions. So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that turns a glowing Wi‑Fi router into a swirling portal to another galaxy, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxie-Kick". That's 38 characters maybe. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt das WLAN in eine Galaxie verwandelt – episch, ironisch und absolut genial!" That's maybe 140 characters. Make sure each field respects length constraints. Check length: headline max 80 characters. "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxie-Kick" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, WLAN(4)=27, space=28, in(2)=30, space=31, Galaxie-Kick(12)=43. So 43 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn das Signal zu schwach ist, gibt's einen Tritt ins All!" Count: Wenn(4) space=5, das(3)=8, space=9, Signal(6)=15, space=16, zu(2)=18, space=19, schwach(5)=24, space=25, ist,(4)=29, space=30, gibt's(5)=35, space=36, einen(4)=40, space=41, Tritt(5)=46, space=47, ins(3)=50, space=51, All!(4)=55. So 55 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from joke. Must not contain text or captions. Must be within description but no length limit given. We'll craft a reasonable prompt. meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxie-Kick" is 43, okay. meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt das WLAN in eine Galaxie verwandelt – episch, ironisch und absolut genial!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: Entdecke(8) space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, ultimativen(10)=23, space=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=30, Norris(6)=36, space=37, Witz,(5)=42, space=43, bei(3)=46, space=47, dem(3)=50, space=51, ein(3)=54, space=55, einziger(7)=62, space=63, Rundtritt(8)=71, space=72, das(3)=75, space=76, WLAN(4)=80, space=81, in(2)=83, space=84, eine(4)=88, space=89, Galaxie(7)=96, space=97, verwandelt(9)=106, space=107, –(1)=108, space=109, episch,(7)=116, space=117, ironisch(8)=125, space=126, und(3)=129, space=130, absolut(7)=137, space=138, genial!(7)=145. So 145 characters, okay. Now ensure no duplicate jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Must be plain JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt