We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, classic Chuck Norris style. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, no repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure no markdown formatting. Just plain JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear silence". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a tower". Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a tower while reciting the alphabet backwards." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something like "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded using only his eyebrows". That might be unique. But must be funny, typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single blink." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. The joke_text should be the full joke in German, maybe a short story. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur einen einzigen Blick wirft." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, indem er einfach nur einen Kaffee trinkt." That might be okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreisdreieck konstruieren." That's a known joke about geometry. But maybe too common. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen paradoxen Satz ohne Widerspruch aussprechen." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandeln, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Blick darauf schaut." That's a bit of a twist. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Witz so stark machen, dass er selbst die Stille zum Lachen bringt." But we need to be more concrete. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Winter zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, während er einen Kaffee trinkt." That's a bit long. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandeln, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Blick darauf schaut." That's a classic geometry joke but maybe known. But we can make it unique: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandeln, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Blick darauf schaut, während er einen Kaffee trinkt." That adds coffee. Ok. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kreise in Quadrate". That's 33 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kreis sieht, wird es ein Quadrat!" That's 48 characters. image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a perfect circle drawn on a blackboard, turning it into a square with a single glance. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So include "staring intensely at a perfect circle drawn on a blackboard, turning it into a square with a single glance". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a perfect circle drawn on a blackboard, turning it into a square with a single glance. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kreis in Quadrat – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kreis in Quadrat – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(8)=21, space=22, Kreis(5)=27, space=28, in(2)=30, space=31, Quadrat(7)=38, space=39, –(1)=40, space=41, Witz(4)=45. So 45 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Blick einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandelt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Blick einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandelt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Provide all fields. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandeln, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Blick darauf schaut, während er einen Kaffee trinkt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris verwandelt Kreis in Quadrat",