We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. But need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon by blinking." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can turn a single snowflake into an avalanche just by sneezing." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Lawinenabgang auslösen, der ganz Deutschland in Schokolade verwandelt." That's funny. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren und thereby das Wetter auf Knopfdruck ändern." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a spaceship to Mars and back before breakfast." That's typical. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." So we need to describe the scene in the image prompt. For example, the scene could be "Chuck Norris is holding a coffee mug that emits a miniature rocket launch, with a tiny spaceship taking off." So we can embed that. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Schluck Kaffee einen Raumschiffantrieb starten, der ihn in 8 Minuten zum Mars und zurück bringt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke, maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Schluck Kaffee ein Raumschiff starten, das ihn in 8 Minuten zum Mars und zurück bringt, bevor das Frühstück fertig ist." That's good. Now we need headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaffee zur Raumfahrt werden". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Kaffee = Rocket Fuel, Chuck Norris style". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris holding a steaming coffee mug that launches a tiny rocket ship, with a miniature Mars landscape in the background." Must also include the earlier description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add the scene. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within length? Not specified but okay. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee Raumfahrt Witz". That's 30 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kaffee, der ein Raumschiff antreibt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kaffee, der ein Raumschiff antreibt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" in joke_text. It does. Must be unique. Should not repeat known jokes. This is unique. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaffee zur Raumfahrt werden" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaffee zur Raumfahrt werden" = 44 characters (including spaces). Good. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Kaffee = Rocket Fuel, Chuck Norris style" length? Count: "Kaffee = Rocket Fuel, Chuck Norris style" = 38 characters. Good. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Kaffee Raumfahrt Witz" length? Count: 30 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count precisely: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kaffee, der ein Raumschiff antreibt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Let's count characters including spaces. I'll count: E(1)n2t3d4e5c6k7e8 (space9) d10e11 (space12) u13l14t15i16m17a18t19i20m21e22n23 (space24) C25h26u27c28k29 (space30) N31o32r33r34i35s36 (space37) W38i39t40z41 (space42) ü43b44e45r46 (space47) K48a49f50f51e52e53, (space54) d55e56r57 (space58) i59n60e61n62e63 (space64) R65a66u67m68s69c70h71i72p73 (space74) a75n76t77r78i79e80ibt81 – (space82) h83u84m85o86r87v88o89l90l91, (space9