We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide English image_prompt describing scene. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time, causing his watch to run backwards for everyone else." That's maybe too long. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube spontaneously reassembles itself into a perfect solution." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a gravitational wave strong enough to keep the Earth's orbit perfectly stable for an extra second, giving him more time to finish his coffee." That's maybe too long but okay. But must be unique and not typical. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his stare". That's common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe where every character is a real person who lives forever." That's creative. But must be concise enough for JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can write a 'Hello World' program that actually says 'Hello Universe' and the universe replies with a roundhouse kick." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline so powerful that it causes all search engines to return only results about Chuck Norris." That's typical. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by looking at it". That's typical. We need something unique: maybe about "Chuck Norris can invent a new element called 'Norrisium' with atomic number 1,000,000, which makes any object it touches instantly become indestructible." That's unique. But need to be a joke, not just statement. Could be: "Chuck Norris can invent an element called 'Norrisium' that makes any metal it touches immune to rust, and then uses it to build a bridge that leads directly to his own legend." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can invent a new programming language called 'NorrisScript' that compiles directly into reality, so when he writes 'print 'Hello'', the world actually says 'Hello' out loud." That's okay. But must be in German. The joke_text should be in German. So we need to translate. Let's craft a German joke: "Chuck Norris kann eine neue Programmiersprache erfinden, die direkt in Realität kompiliert – wenn er 'print "Hallo"' schreibt, sagt die Welt tatsächlich 'Hallo' laut." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not typical. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er eine neue Dimension des Kaugummis erfindet, in der jedes Stück unendlich lange hält und nie klebt." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er eine neue Dimension des Kaugummis erfindet, in der jedes Stück unendlich lange hält und nie klebt." That's a fun image. Now we need to fill fields. joke_text: the full joke text, presumably the German sentence. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erfindet unzerkautbares Kaugummi". That's 38 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bricht die Zeit!" That's 38 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "chewing an infinite gum that glows with neon colors, creating a portal". So we need to embed that. The prompt must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "chewing an endless, glowing pink bubblegum that stretches into a neon portal". Must be in English. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chewing an endless, glowing pink bubblegum that stretches into a neon portal, creating a new dimension of endless gum. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erfindet unzerkautbares Kaugummi – Witz". That's maybe 48 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er eine neue Dimension des Kaugummis erschafft – unendlich lange haltbar und nie klebrig!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er eine neue Dimension des Kaugummis erschafft – unendlich lange haltbar und nie klebrig!" That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra commas. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er eine neue Dimension des Kaugummis erfindet, in der jedes Stück unendlich lange hält und nie klebt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris er