We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must not be markdown code block. Must follow constraints: no repeats, unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, unique. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a headline up to 80 characters. meme_caption up to 80 characters. image_prompt must describe scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." That's too long. Must be concise but still funny. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by staring at it." That's okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the moon." That's maybe too techy. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a spaceship to Mars without fuel." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text field. Provide full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Most jokes involve roundhouse kicks, counting to infinity, etc. Let's produce something about "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit, and the universe applauds with a standing ovation." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a single sentence maybe. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit, and the universe applauds with a standing ovation." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der Pancake, der ins All sprang". That's 27 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn das Frühstück die Galaxie erobert". That's 38 characters. image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris launches a pancake into space with a roundhouse kick". So image_prompt should include that scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that launches a fluffy pancake into orbit, with the pancake glowing and trailing stardust, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Pancake Space Adventure – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Pancake Space Adventure – Lustiger Witz". That's 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)P15a16n17c18a19k20e21 (space22)S23p24a25c26e27 (space28)A29d30v31e32n33t34u35r36e37 (space38)–39 (space40)L41u42s43t44i45g46e47r48 (space49)W50i51t52z53. So 53 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Pfannkuchen, der ins All fliegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Pfannkuchen, der ins All fliegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Make sure headline max 80 characters, we have 27, fine. meme_caption max 80, we have 38, fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper quoting and no extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfannkuchen so stark anheben, dass er ihn ins All schießt – und das Universum applaudiert mit einem Standing Ovation.", "headline": "Der Pfannkuchen, der ins All sprang", "meme_caption": "Wenn das Frühstück die Galaxie erobert", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that launches a fluffy pancake into orbit, with the pancake glowing and trailing stardust, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster