We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). All within JSON object, no extra text. We must ensure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Provide values as strings. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a kindergarten class how to count to infinity, and the numbers started fleeing." Something like that. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel, and the calendar surrendered after realizing it couldn't handle his date of birth." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke about himself, but the joke was so funny that it caused the pen to retire." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic, impossible. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and the snowflake ended up inventing winter." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to do the moonwalk, and the rock started moving faster than light, causing a black hole to file a complaint." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a full-blown martial arts demonstration that ends with the universe applauding." That's okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites history." That's similar to known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing the next chapter of the Bible." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the only law is that he never loses a fight." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a whole number, because the universe refuses to argue with him." That's a known joke but maybe okay. But we need unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before it's even finished." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can teach a cactus to do yoga, and the cactus ends up inventing a new form of meditation that makes the sun rise on time." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and the mountain thanks him for the workout." That's similar to known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of rock-paper-scissors into a cosmic battle that reshapes galaxies." That's unique. Let's finalize: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of rock-paper-scissors into a cosmic battle that reshapes galaxies." That's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. the Universe: A Cosmic Rock-Paper-Scissors". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. the Universe: A Cosmic Rock-Paper-Scissors". That's 57 characters maybe. Good. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "When you realize rock-paper-scissors decides the fate of the cosmos". Count: maybe 66. Good. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates swirling galaxies and stars, with a cosmic background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "delivering a roundhouse kick that creates swirling galaxies and stars". That fits. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. delivering a roundhouse kick that creates swirling galaxies and stars. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Cosmic Rock-Paper-Scissors Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Cosmic Rock-Paper-Scissors Joke" = 44 maybe. Good. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, der das Universum im Spiel von Rock-Paper-Scissors neu definiert – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz,