We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative and surprising. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Also image_prompt must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse go faster by staring at it, etc. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget how to crash." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon." Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That might be too similar to existing jokes. We need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just because he felt like it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can teach a cactus to bloom in the desert by whispering a secret." That could be unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a second." That might be similar. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply blinking." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking, and the next day the sun wears sunglasses out of respect." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a single joke text. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just to avoid daylight saving." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." That might be too generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pizza cook itself just by staring at it, and the cheese forms a perfect map of the United States." That is unique. But we need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can make a pizza cook itself just by staring at it, and the cheese forms a perfect map of the United States." That is a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. I think it's okay. Now we need to produce headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Fact: Pizza-Kochkraft". That's under 80. Meme caption (max 80 chars): Something like "Wenn Pizza selbst kocht und die USA auf dem Käse liegt". That's under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring at a pizza that is cooking itself, cheese forming a map of the United States". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a pizza that is cooking itself and the cheese forms a perfect map of the United States, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Pizza selbst kochen". That's 31 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris kann eine Pizza zum Selberkochen bringen und den Käse zu einer Karte der USA formen – ein legendärer Fact für Fans." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann eine Pizza zum Selberkochen bringen und den Käse zu einer Karte der USA formen – ein legendärer Fact für Fans." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Fact: Pizza-Kochkraft". Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 C14 h15 u16 c17 k18 space19 N20 o21 r22 r23 i24 s25 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Fact: Pizza-Kochkraft". Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 C14 h15 u16 c17 k18 space19 N20 o21 r22 r23 i24 s25 -? Actually there is a hyphen after Norris? The string is "Chuck Norris-Fact". So after "Norris" there is hyphen then "Fact". So characters: N20 o21 r22 r23 i24 s25 -26 F27 a28 c29 t30. Then colon ":" 31 space32 P33 i34 z35 z36 a37 -? Actually "Pizza-Kochkraft": P33 i34 z35 z36 a37 -? Actually we need to recount from start. Let's just approximate length: It's likely under 80. Let's count more systematically: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Fact: Pizza-Kochkraft". Characters including spaces: 1 D 2 e 3 r 4 space 5 u 6 l 7 t 8 i 9 m 10 a