We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and then use it to deliver pizza to the entire universe." Something like that. But must be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make the sun rise by blinking. We need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text, presumably a short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, with details. Must be in English, include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." plus specific scene. Must not include text or captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can program an entire operating system using only his beard, and the code never crashes because his facial hair compiles faster than any compiler." But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. It does start with Chuck Norris. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a coffee break." Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, World!' into a universe‑spanning reality by whispering it into a black hole, and the black hole replies with a standing ovation." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously juggling three planets, and the cube will rearrange itself into a perfect solution just to impress him." But need to be concise. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates a new galaxy, and the stars in that galaxy spell out his name in binary." That seems unique. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Galaxien mit einem Niesen entstehen". Must be <=80 characters. Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Galaxien mit einem Niesen entstehen" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Galaxien mit einem Niesen entsteht" = 48? Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)G19a20l21a22x23i24e25n26 (space27)m28i29t30 (space31)e32i33n34e35m36 (space37)N38i39e40s41e42n43 (space44)e45r46s47t48e49h50t51 (space52)e53r54o55b56e57n58. That's 58 characters, okay. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Ein Niesen, das Galaxien erschafft – Chuck Norris im Weltraum". Count: "Ein Niesen, das Galaxien erschafft – Chuck Norris im Weltraum". Let's count: E1i2n3 (space4)N5i6e7s8e9n10,11 (space12)d13a14s15 (space16)G17a18l19a20x21i22e23n24 (space25)e26r27s28c29h30a31f32t33 –34 (space35)C36h37u38c39k40 (space41)N42o43r44r45i46s47 (space48)i49m50 (space51)W52e53l54t55s56p57a58r59. That's 59 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must include the base description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He is sneezing, and from his sneeze a swirling galaxy emerges, with stars forming his name in binary." Must not include text or captions. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is sneezing, and from his sneeze a swirling galaxy emerges, with stars forming his name in binary. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Galaxien mit einem Niesen entstehen". That's 48 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Niesen, der ganze Galaxien erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Niesen, der ganze Galaxien erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig einzigartig." That's maybe ~108 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON without markdown code block. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen eine neue