We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON object. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". Must start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and creates a new element named Norithium." That's unique. Now JSON fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, nur um einen Spaghetti-Alfredo-Salat zu kochen." Might be too long. Keep concise but funny. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, nur um einen Spaghetti-Alfredo-Salat zu kochen." That's okay. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkane tanzen für Spaghetti". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkane tanzen für Spaghetti" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 t18 space19 V20 u21 l22 k23 a24 n25 e26 space27 t28 a29 n30 z31 e32 n33 space34 f35 ü36 r37 space38 S39 p40 a41 g42 h43 i44 t45 i46. That's 46 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn ein Vulkan nur für Nudeln ausbricht". Count: "Wenn ein Vulkan nur für Nudeln ausbricht" length? Let's count: W1 e2 i3 n4 space5 i6 n7 space8 V9 u10 l11 k12 a13 n14 space15 n16 u17 r18 space19 f20 ü21 r22 space23 N24 u25 d26 e27 l28 n29 space30 a31 u32 s33 b34 r35 i36 c37 h38 t39. That's 39 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from joke]. So we need to embed scene: maybe "standing on the rim of an erupting volcano, holding a fork and a plate of spaghetti". Provide full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on the rim of an erupting volcano, holding a fork and a plate of spaghetti. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkane für Spaghetti tanzen". Count: let's count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 space11 l12 ä13 s14 s15 t16 space17 V18 o19 l20 k21 a22 n23 e24 space25 f26 ü27 r28 space29 S30 p31 a32 g33 h34 i35 t36 t37 i38 space39 t40 a41 n42 z43 e44 n45. That's 45 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Vulkanausbruch nur für einen Teller Spaghetti ausgelöst wird – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Vulkanausbruch nur für einen Teller Spaghetti ausgelöst wird – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Let's count: We'll approximate length: It's probably under 160. Let's count precisely: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 c11 h12 e13 r14 space15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 space21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 space28 W29 i30 t31 z32 ,33 space34 b35 e36 i37 space38 d39 e40 m41 space42 space? Actually there is "bei dem ein Vulkanausbruch nur für einen Teller Spaghetti ausgelöst wird – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Let's count more systematically: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Vulkanausbruch nur für einen Teller Spaghetti ausgelöst wird – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." I'll count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll write it out with indices: 1 E 2 i 3 n 4 space 5 k 6 l 7 a 8 s 9 s 10 i 11 c 12 h 13 e 14 r 15 space 16 C 17 h 18 u 19 c 20 k 21 space 22 N 23 o 24 r 25 r 26 i 27