We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt for image generation) describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. Must include specifics. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions. Must be unique. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no extra text. Ensure proper JSON formatting, no trailing commas. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too cliché. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards." That's a bit unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara without any water." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not typical. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus that only affects Apple devices, but only if the virus is written in binary that spells his name." That's maybe too tech. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a perfect cup of coffee by staring at the beans." That's typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that knocks the sun out of orbit, causing a solar eclipse at noon." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by just looking at it, causing an instant summer in Antarctica." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris kann..." but the joke_text must be in German. So "Chuck Norris kann..." is okay. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne die Tür zu berühren, und dabei das Universum um 0,0001 Sekunden zurückspulen." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, und jeder, der ihn sieht, bekommt sofort ein neues Gedankenkarussell." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Metall bauen und damit ein Auto antreiben, das nur auf Schallgeschwindigkeit fährt." That's weird. Let's think of a clear scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich essen, ohne dass das Brot jemals gebrochen wird, weil er das Brot einfach neu definiert." That's maybe too abstract. We need a concrete scene for image_prompt: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a cactus that turns into a flaming sword, standing on a desert with an American flag." That could be the scene. But we need to embed the scene in image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to specify the specific scene: e.g., "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a cactus that bursts into flames, turning it into a sword, while an American flag waves behind him." That is the scene. Now meta title and description: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Der flammende Kaktus-Kampf". That's 33 chars maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der flammende Kaktus-Kampf" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)W14i15t16z17:18 (space19)D20e21r22 (space23)f24l25a26m27m28e29n30d31e32 (space33)K34a35k36t37u38s39-40K41a42m43p44f45. That's 45 characters maybe. Under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen flammenden Kaktus, der zum Schwert wird – perfekt für Memes und Action-Posters." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Der flammende Kaktus-Kampf: Chuck Norris vs. die Wüste". Count: "Der flammende Kaktus-Kampf: Chuck Norris vs. die Wüste" length: let's count: D1e2r3 (space4)f5l6a7m8m9e10n11d12e13 (space14)K15a16k17t18u19s20-21K22a23m24p25f26:27 (space28)C29h30u31c32k33 (space34)N35o36r37r38i39s40 (space41)v42s43.44 (space45)d46i47e48 (space49)W50ü51n52s53t54e55. That's 55 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Feuer hat als Chucks Bart." Count: "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Feuer hat als Chucks Bart." Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5e6r7 (space8)K9a10k11t12u13s14 (space15)m16e17h18r19 (space20)F21e22u23e24r25 (space26)h27a28t29 (space30)w31i32e33 (space34)C