We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language overall, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar; he knows exactly how many days are in each month, because he invented the concept of time." That's okay but maybe not classic. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's maybe too abstract. We need to produce a joke_text that is a full joke sentence, starting with "Chuck Norris". Could be like: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and cause a hurricane in the Caribbean." That's somewhat known but maybe okay. But we must avoid similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a joke about him, and the computer will refuse because it knows it can't handle his humor." That's meta. But we need to keep it short and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single roundhouse kick, and the heart will thank him by beating in perfect rhythm with his own." That's a bit poetic. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of a random topic just by blinking, and then rewrite it in perfect iambic pentameter." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of a random topic just by blinking, and then rewrite it in perfect iambic pentameter." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris kann Wikipedia per Blink in Reimform umschreiben". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe: "Wenn er blinzelt, wird Geschichte zum Gedicht". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: maybe "blinking while a massive Wikipedia page floats around him, turning into poetic verses". Must be within the prompt format. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Wikipedia-Blind-Reflex – Lacher". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink Wikipedia in Reime verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!". That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Provide just JSON. Check each field length constraints. - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris kann Wikipedia per Blink in Reimform umschreiben". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)k14a15n16n17 (space18)W19i20k21i22p23e24d25i26a27 (space28)p29e30r31 (space32)B33l34i35n36k37 (space38)i39n40 (space41)R42e43i44m45f46o47r48m49 (space50)u51m52s53c54r55i56b57e58n59. That's 59 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn er blinzelt, wird Geschichte zum Gedicht". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)e5r6 (space7)b8l9i10n11z12e13l14t15, (space16)w17i18r19d20 (space21)G22e23s24c25h26i27c28h29e30 (space31)z32u33m34 (space35)G36e37d38i39c40h41t42. That's 42 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris Wikipedia-Blind-Reflex – Lacher". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)W14i15k16i17p18e19d20i21a22-23B24l25i26n27d28-29R30e31f32l33e34x35 (space36)–37 (space38)L39a40c41h42e43r44. That's 44 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink Wikipedia in Reime verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink Wikipedia in Reime verwandelt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count: E1n2t3d4e5c6k7e8 (space9)d10e11 (space12)l13e14g15e16n17d18ä19r20e21n22 (space23)C24h25u26c27k28 (space29)N30o31r32r33i34s35 (space36)W37i38t39z40, (space41)b42e43i44 (space45)d46e47m