We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, violence. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Image_prompt must be English description for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the prompt says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that with a specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. Provide the image prompt accordingly. We must ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a laser beam." That's modern. But must be classic style: maybe referencing his beard, his roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's classic. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the American flag in half, causing the stars to rearrange into a perfect circle." We need to include that scene in the image prompt placeholder. Let's design the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Zeit so stark biegen, dass sein Bart plötzlich ein eigenes Wetter erzeugt und Regen aus Gold fällt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. But need to ensure it's funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass sein Bart eine eigene Wetterfront erzeugt und Goldregen vom Himmel fällt." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass sein Bart eine eigene Wetterfront erzeugt und Goldregen vom Himmel fällt." That's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars, short. Something like "Goldener Bartregen beim Rundtritt". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, regnet Gold". Under 80. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the American flag in half, causing the stars to rearrange into a perfect circle. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the American flag in half, causing the stars to rearrange into a perfect circle." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: max 60 chars, SEO title: "Chuck Norris Goldregen – Ein Klassiker" That's 33 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars, SEO description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt Goldregen aus dem Bart zaubert – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check lengths: headline: "Goldener Bartregen beim Rundtritt" length? Count characters: G(1)o2l3d4e5n6 (space7)B8a9r10t11e12n13 (space14)r15e16g17e18n19 (space20)b21e22i23l24l25 (space26)R27o28u29n30d31t32r33i34t35t36. That's 36 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, regnet Gold" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8 (space9)N10o11r12r13i14s15 (space16)l17ä18c19h20e21lt22, (space23)r24e25g26n27t28 (space29)G30o31l32d33. That's 33 characters, okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Goldregen – Ein Klassiker" length? Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9w10s11 (space12)G13o14l15d16r17e18g19e20n21 (space22)–23 (space24)E25i26n27 (space28)K29l30a31s32s33i34k35e36r37. That's 37 characters, okay. meta_description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt