We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique content. We need to produce a joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image prompt in English describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown formatting, just raw JSON. Let's craft a unique joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about him never needing a GPS because he already knows where the world is. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear. The bear is now hiding." That's also common. We need something fresh: maybe about his beard being a separate dimension, or his watch stops at 12 because time respects him. Idea: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat fetched a mouse and brought it back to Chuck Norris, who then ate it and declared it a snack." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and still keep his stare." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a regular calculator to solve a math problem that even the universe couldn't handle, and the calculator bowed and asked for retirement." Not typical. We need something that fits typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to swim upstream. The goldfish now runs a marathon in his honor." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can shave with a razor made of ice and still look like a hot summer day." Not typical. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a cafe that only served water. The barista served him a glass of pure silence, and Chuck Norris drank it and declared it the strongest brew." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a regular mirror. The mirror shattered and now every reflection knows who the real boss is." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock just by looking at it, and the clock then apologizes for being late." That's a bit unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a computer. The computer surrendered after the first move, because it realized it was playing against a legend who never loses." That's okay but maybe not unique enough. We need unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can act independently. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to comb his beard with a comb made of clouds. The clouds formed a new continent and named it 'Norrisland'." That could be unique. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a cactus to dance. Now every prickly plant in the desert does the moonwalk whenever he passes by." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaktus zum Tanzen zu bringen. Jetzt macht jeder stachelige Pflanzenbewohner im Desert den Mondwalk, sobald er vorbeikommt." That's German, but we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a single sentence. Better: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaktus zum Tanzen zu bringen – jetzt macht jeder stachelige Pflanzenbewohner im Desert den Mondwalk, sobald er vorbeikommt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. This seems okay. Now headline: up to 80 chars. Something like "Der Kaktus, der den Mondwalk lernt". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst Kaktus den Mondwalk beherrscht – Chuck Norris Style". That's maybe 55 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a desert dune, a cactus next to him doing a moonwalk pose". Must be in English, no text, no captions. Provide prompt. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus tanzen – wilder Witz". That's 45 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Kaktus – absurd, ironisch und völlig einzigartig." That's about 115 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. Image prompt in English. meta_title and meta_description can be English? They didn't specify language, but likely can be English or German. Probably English okay. But keep within char limits. Now count characters. Headline: "Der Kaktus, der den Mondwalk lernt" length: count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a6 k7 t8 u9 s10 ,11 space12 d13 e14 space15 l16 e17 n18 space19 d20 e21 n22 space23 M24 o25 n26 d27 w28 a29 l30 k31 space32 l33 e34 r35 n36 t37 s38. That's 38 characters, within 80. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst Kaktus den Mondwalk beherrscht – Chuck Norris Style". Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 s5 e6 l7 b8 space9 K10 a11 k12 t13 u14 s15 space16 d17 e18 n19 space20 M21 o22 n23 d24 w25 a26 l27 k28 space29 b30 e31 h32 r33 s34 t35 ä36 t37 s38 t39 space40 –41 space42 C43 h44 u45 c46 k47 space48