We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually spec says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. So include something like "Chuck Norris is seen casually lifting a mountain with one hand while sipping coffee". Must be in English. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a unique joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, but that's common. Need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake using only a single ingredient: his own beard. The cake rose so high it became a new continent." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and now every winter the world gets a new ice age." Hmm. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, and the calculator exploded, creating a new universe of math. That's maybe too abstract. We need a clear punchline. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a grizzly bear. He won, because the bear hid and never came out." That's a bit typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a diner, but the barista asked for his order, and Chuck replied 'Just give me the whole menu, I’ll decide later.' The menu turned into a mountain of pancakes that he ate in one bite." Hmm. We need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick. The pigeon now delivers the mail faster than any postal service." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future. The photo turned out to be a perfect portrait of his past self, causing a paradox that made time take a coffee break." That's a bit meta. But we need to keep it simple. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga. Now every prickly plant in the desert can touch its own toes." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should be a full sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now every prickly plant in the desert can touch its own toes." That's a unique joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der yogaverwandte Kaktus". That's 33 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Kaktus-Yoga zum Weltuntergang führt". That's 38 characters. Image prompt: English description with specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder replaced with actual scene. So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris is trying to teach a cactus to do yoga, the cactus is bending its spines into a downward dog pose". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is trying to teach a cactus to do yoga, the cactus is bending its spines into a downward dog pose. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Yoga Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Yoga Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)K14a15k16t17u18s19-(20)Y21o22g23a24 (space25)W26i27t28z29 (space30)–31 (space32)L33u34s35t36i37g38 (space39)&40 (space41)E42i43n44z45i46g47a48r49t50i51g52. That's 52 characters maybe. Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaktus, der Yoga macht – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaktus, der Yoga macht – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 115 characters. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters, we have "Chuck Norris und der yogaverwandte Kaktus" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der yogaverwandte Kaktus" characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)u14