We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown formatting. Just plain JSON object. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet for a second." But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past, allowing him to meet his younger self for a coffee." Something like that. Make sure it's unique. We'll produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee mit einem einzigen Blick so stark brühen, dass selbst die Tasse vor Energie vibriert und die Uhrzeit um 5 Minuten vorwärts springt." But must start with Chuck Norris. Could be "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee mit einem einzigen Blick ..." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, während er gleichzeitig die Schwerkraft umkehren lässt – und das Ergebnis ist, dass alle verlorenen Socken plötzlich wieder in den Schubladen landen." But maybe too long. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Zeit so stark biegen, dass sein Bart vor 30 Jahren schon den Mond umkreist hat." Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Zeit so stark biegen, dass sein Bart vor 30 Jahren schon den Mond umkreist hat." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der legendäre Rundtritt, der die Zeit bricht". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee macht, vibriert die Tasse." That's okay. Image prompt: English description of scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a visible time ripple around him, with a glowing clock face swirling." So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time ripple and a floating clock face swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Zeitreise-Kick – Lacher". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Zeit biegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Zeit biegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just plain JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der legendäre Rundtritt, der die Zeit bricht". Count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 l5 e6 g7 e8 n9 d10 ä11 r12 e13 space14 R15 u16 n17 d18 e19 r20 e21 i22 t23 space24 d25 e26 r27 space28 d29 i30 e31 space32 d33 i34 e35 space36 Z37 e38 i39 t40 space41 b42 r43 i44 c44 h45 t46. That's 46 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee macht, vibriert die Tasse." Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N8 o9 r10 r11 i11 s12 space13 e14 i15 n16 space17 K18 a19 f20 f21 e22 space23 m24 a25 c26 h27 t28 ,29 space30 v31 i32 b33 r34 i35 c36 t37 space38 d39 i40 e41 space42 T43 a44 s45 s46 e47 .48 That's 48 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris Zeitreise-Kick – Lacher" Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 Z14 e15 i16 t17 r18 e19 i20 s21 e22 -23 K24 i25 c26 k27 space28 –29 space30 L31 a32 c33 h34 e35 r36. That's 36 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Zeit biegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 u6 r7 z8 i9 g10 ,11 space12 k13 l14 a15 s16 s17 i18 c19 h20 e20 r21 space22 C23 h24 u25 c26 k27 space28 N29 o30 r31 w32 i33