We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). All in JSON, no markdown. We must ensure JSON format is correct, with double quotes around keys and string values. No extra fields. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something new, unique, not repeating known jokes. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must be in German. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Gedanken an Milch verschwendet." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, indem er nur die Ziellinie bewegte, während die anderen Läufer stillstanden." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag umkehren, sodass er ihn in einen Blumenstrauß verwandelt." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke text that is a single sentence or short paragraph. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen entire new planet gebaut hat, der jetzt im Orbit um die Milchstraße tanzt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it funny, classic. Maybe something about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 10 Grad senkte, nur indem er ihn anblickte." That might be okay. But we need to avoid similar jokes. Let's craft something about his ability to make the internet faster by blinking. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick den WLAN-Signal strength auf 100% erhöhen, selbst wenn er im Weltraum ist." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen neuen Mond erschaffen hat, der jetzt die Gezeiten der Erde zum Tanzen bringt." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen neuen Mond erschaffen hat, der die Gezeiten der Erde zum Tanzen bringt." That starts with Chuck Norris, is unique, comedic. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Der Mond, den Chuck Norris aus Kaugummi baute". Count characters: Let's count: "Der Mond, den Chuck Norris aus Kaugummi baute" length: D(1) e2 r3 space4 M5 o6 n7 d8 ,9 space10 d11 e12 n13 space14 C15 h16 u17 c18 k19 space20 N21 o22 r23 r24 i25 s26 space27 a28 u29 s30 space31 K32 a33 u34 g35 u36 m37 m38 i39 space40 b41 a42 u43 t44 e45. That's 45 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Kaugummi zum Mond wird". Count: "Wenn der Kaugummi zum Mond wird" length: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 K9 a10 u11 g12 u13 m14 m15 i16 space17 z18 u19 m20 space21 M22 o23 n24 d25 space26 w27 i28 r29 d30. That's 30 characters, okay. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." We need to embed specific scene: maybe "holding a giant pink bubblegum that transforms into a glowing moon". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a massive pink bubblegum that morphs into a glowing moon, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include the specific scene: "holding a massive pink bubblegum that morphs into a glowing moon". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a massive pink bubblegum that morphs into a glowing moon, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Mond werden". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 K19 a20 u21 g22 g23 u24 m