We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, the floor gets stronger." Let's think of a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it." Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon by blinking." That might be too tech. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his muscles." That could be unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by whispering 'Reboot'." But that's similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's similar to some. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green by simply winking." That's classic. But we need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by looking at it." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's not similar to existing jokes. Many jokes about calendars exist? Not sure. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pizza bake itself just by placing it on the table." That's generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his shoulder without falling from the sky." Hmm. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard." That's a meta. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future." That's unique. Ok, let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his biceps." That seems unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his biceps." That's a bit weird but okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." That's similar to some jokes but maybe okay. Let's choose something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard every time he shaves." That's meta. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus afraid of him." That's generic. Alright, let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear just by walking past it." That's classic. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something about his ability to "count to infinity twice". That's classic but maybe not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by simply drawing it." That's classic. But we need unique. Let's create a new twist: "Chuck Norris can make a square circle by folding reality." That's weird. Ok, let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his biceps." That seems unique enough. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by flexing his biceps." headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederaufladen". That's 33 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, lädt jede Batterie auf". That's 53 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must include scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "flexing his massive biceps over a dead battery that glows with green energy". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is flexing his massive biceps over a dead battery that glows with green energy, as the battery starts charging. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Muskelaufbau aufladen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Muskelaufbau aufladen" length? Let's count roughly: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Batterien(9)=28, space=29, durch(5)=34, space=35, Muskelaufbau(12)=47, space=48, aufladen(7)=55. So 55 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er tote Batterien nur durch Bizepsbewegungen wieder auflädt – episch und witzig!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: Entdecke(8) space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, ultimativen(11)=24, space=25, Chuck(5)=30, space=31, Norris(6)=37, space=38, Witz,(5)=43, space=44, bei(3)=47, space=4