We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text etc. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but he got stuck at 7." Need to be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself while he sleeps. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a second." That's unique. But need to be concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in a single roundhouse kick, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, World!' into a full-blown blockbuster movie with just a stare." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number, and the prime number immediately becomes a national holiday." That's unique. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Primzahl‑Feiertag erschaffen, indem er die Gesetze der Mathematik neu definiert." But need to be in German, start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. But maybe more comedic: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Primzahl‑Feiertag erschaffen, und die Zahlen tanzen vor Freude." Let's keep within length. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Primzahl‑Kick von Chuck Norris". That's under 80 chars. Count: "Der ultimative Primzahl‑Kick von Chuck Norris" length? Let's count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 P16 r17 i18 m19 z20 a21 h22 l23 ‑ (hyphen?) maybe counts as char. Let's approximate it's under 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Primzahl‑Feiertag macht, feiern sogar die Nullen." Need max 80 chars. image_prompt: Must be English prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that creates glowing prime numbers floating in the air, with a dramatic cinematic background of an American flag and a stadium of cheering numbers. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting." But must not include text or captions. Provide scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that creates glowing prime numbers floating in the air". That's fine. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Primzahl‑Feiertag – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft Primzahl‑Feiertag – Witz" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 e15 r16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f21 t22 space23 P24 r25 i26 m27 z28 a29 h30 l31 ‑ (hyphen) 32 F33 e34 i35 e36 r37 t38 a39 g40 space41 –42 space43 W44 i45 t46 z47. That's 47 characters, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen neuen Primzahl‑Feiertag erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und absolut unverwechselbar." Count characters: Let's approximate under 160. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just plain JSON. We must ensure JSON is valid, with double quotes around keys and string values. No extra commas. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Primzahl‑Feiertag erschaffen, und die Zahlen tanzen vor Freude.", "headline": "Der ultimative Primzahl‑Kick von Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Primzahl‑Feiertag macht, feiern sogar die Nullen.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that creates glowing prime numbers floating in the air, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris erschafft Primzahl‑Feiertag – Witz", "meta_description": "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen neuen Primzahl‑Feiertag erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und absolut unverwechselbar