We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server zum Schweigen bringt, weil sie Angst haben, seine Aufmerksamkeit zu erwecken." That's maybe too generic. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte, weil er die Geografie neu definierte." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris ..." Good. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er 'Norrisland' nannte, weil er die Geografie neu definierte." Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". Must be <=80 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen" = 61? Let's approximate okay under 80. Meme caption: "Ein Kontinent, geboren aus Kaugummi – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" That's 57 characters maybe. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blowing a huge bubble of pink bubblegum that expands into a floating continent shaped like a map, with mountains forming the outline of a new land, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to include that placeholder exactly? Probably we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put something like "Chuck Norris blows a massive bubblegum that morphs into a new continent". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blows a massive bubblegum that morphs into a new continent shaped like a map, with mountains forming the outline of a new land. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's okay. Meta title: Must be SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen" = maybe 57? Let's count precisely: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) e15 r16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f21 t22 (space23) n24 e25 u26 e27 n28 (space29) K30 o31 n32 t33 i34 n35 e36 n37 t38 (space39) b40 e41 i42 l43 (space44) K45 a46 u47 g48 u49 m50 m51 i52 -53 K54 a55 u56 f57 e58 n59. That's 59 characters maybe. Under 60, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – einzigartig, ironisch und typisch für den legendären Actionhelden." Count characters: Let's approximate under 160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra text, just JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: we have "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". Let's count characters including spaces: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen" Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) e15 r16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f22 t23 (space24) e25 i26 n27 e28 n29 (space30) n31 e32 u33 e34 n35 (space36) K37 o38 n39 t40 i41 n42 e43 n44 t45 (space46) b47 e48 i49 l50 (space51) K52 a53 u54 g55 u56 m57 m58 i59 -60 K61 a62 u63 f64 e65 n66. That's 66 characters maybe. Under 80, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Ein Kontinent, geboren aus Kaugummi – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" Let's count: E1 i2 n3 (space4) K5 o6 n7 t8 i