We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." That's classic. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte, weil selbst die Geographie vor ihm kapituliert." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaugummi-Kontinent". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". <=80 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a massive pink bubblegum that stretches into a massive landmass forming a new continent, with mountains and rivers emerging from the gum, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include that placeholder text exactly? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene description. So we should include the scene description after the description of the hero. So something like: "... muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a massive pink bubblegum that stretches into a new continent forming land, [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic..." But they want the prompt to be English and include that placeholder? The instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a prompt that includes that placeholder? Probably we need to replace the placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "... Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a massive pink bubblegum that stretches into a new continent forming land, the gum expands into continents, [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." Hmm. Better: Provide the English prompt that includes the placeholder exactly as given? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to output a string that includes that exact text? Probably we need to fill in the placeholder with the specific scene description, but keep the placeholder? The instruction says "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a prompt that includes the placeholder? Or we need to replace the placeholder with the specific scene? The phrase "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" is a placeholder indicating where to insert the specific scene from the joke. So we should replace it with a description of the scene. So the final prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a massive pink bubblegum that stretches into a new continent forming land, with mountains rising from the gum, [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to replace the placeholder with something? Actually we should replace it with the specific scene, but the placeholder is part of the instruction. Might be they want us to keep the placeholder as is? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we should output exactly that string, but we need to fill in the placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we replace "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" with a description of the scene, e.g., "Chuck Norris chews a gigantic pink bubblegum that expands into a new continent, forming islands and mountains". So the final prompt would be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a gigantic pink bubblegum that expands into a new continent, forming islands and mountains. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That seems good. Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent mit Kaugummi". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent mit Kaugummi" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, neuen(5)=27, space=28, Kontinent(9)=37, space=38, mit(3)=41, space=42, Kaugummi(8)=50. So 50 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe