We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or something about his beard. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full joke sentence(s). Should be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without miracles." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube before it's scrambled." Need something funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That could be unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Ampelmast zum Leuchten bringen, sodass alle Autos automatisch halten." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn mit einem Finger berührt." That's whimsical. But typical Chuck Norris jokes involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's pick something like "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by simply thinking about it." In German: "Chuck Norris kann ein Pferd zum Galopp zwingen, indem er nur daran denkt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann ein Pferd zum Galopp zwingen, indem er nur daran denkt." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a more original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn anzupusten." That's not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern zum Leuchten bringen, sodass die ganze Stadt im Neonlicht erstrahlt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a single sentence? Not required but okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be the joke itself. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Chuck Norris". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt der Schnee." That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris winking at a rainbow, causing it to glow neon". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winks at a rainbow, making it glow neon, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it within the prompt length? Not specified but okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Regenbogen zum Leuchten". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Witz: Regenbogen zum Leuchten" = let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Witz:(5 inc colon?) Actually "Witz:" is 5 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Witz: Regenbogen zum Leuchten". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 t16 z17 :18 space19 R20 e21 g22 e23 n24 b25 o26 w27 e28 g29 space30 z31 u32 m33 space34 L35 e36 u37 c38 h79 t80 e81 n82. That's 82 > 60. Need shorter. Maybe "Chuck Norris: Regenbogen-Zauber". Count: "Chuck Norris: Regenbogen-Zauber" length: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(6)=12 space13 :(14) space15 Regenbogen-Zauber(16?) Let's count: R16 e17 g18 e19 n20 b21 o22 w23 e24 n25 -26 Z27 a28 u29 b30 e31 r32. Actually need precise count: "Chuck Norris: Regenbogen-Zauber" length = 22? Let's just craft a shorter: "Chuck Norris: Regenbogen-Zauber". That's 22 characters maybe. Should be under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen leuchtenden Regenbogen, der durch einen Augenzwinkern zum Leuchten gebracht wird." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields with double quotes. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Der unbezwingbare Chuck Norris" length? Count: Der(3)