We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be classic style. Provide a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Provide headline max 80 chars. meme_caption max 80 chars. image_prompt English, describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must avoid repeats, clichés. Let's craft a unique joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his shadow being a separate person. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world's largest gym." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven; the cake rose itself and gave him a standing ovation." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, and now the desert is the most rhythmic place on Earth." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can hear the thoughts of a stone, and the stone now writes poetry." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, and the calculator spontaneously started a PhD in arithmetic." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's propose: joke_text: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now the desert is the most flexible place on Earth." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". That's fine. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris und der yoga‑fähige Kaktus". Must be <=80 chars. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Kaktus den Downward Dog beherrscht". <=80 chars. image_prompt: English description of specific scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is attempting a yoga pose on a cactus in a desert, with the cactus bending to match his pose. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene in brackets? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder replaced with the specific scene. So we need to write the English prompt describing the scene. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is performing a yoga pose on a cactus in a desert, the cactus bending to match his pose. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Yoga machen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus Yoga machen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kaktus(6)=25, space=26, Yoga(4)=30, space=31, machen(6)=37, space=38, – (1?) maybe dash counts, space=39, Witz(4)=43. So 43 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen yoga‑fähigen Kaktus – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now ensure no duplicate formatting. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaktus zum Yoga zu bringen, und jetzt ist die Wüste die flexibelste Ecke der Erde." Headline: "Chuck Norris und der yoga‑fähige Kaktus – Der neue Star der Wüste" Check length: count characters: "Chuck Norris und der yoga‑fähige Kaktus – Der neue Star der Wüste". Let's count roughly: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, yoga‑fähige(11? includes hyphen) let's approximate 11 =>32, space=33, Kaktus(6)=39, space=40, – (dash) maybe 1 =>41, space=42, Der(3)=45, space=46, neue(4)=50, space=51, Star(4)=55, space=56, der(3)=59, space=60, Wüste(5)=65. So 65 chars, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn der Kaktus den Downward Dog beherrscht". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, der(3)=8, space=9, Kaktus(6)=15, space=16, den(3)=19, space=20, Downward(