We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They are SEO, can be English? Probably German as well. Must follow constraints: no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid repeats. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within length limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time where he never ages." But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris kann..." but must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Joke_text: full joke text in German. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht, weil er das Universum nach Belieben neu schreibt." That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert schneiden, das dann das Wetter nach seiner Laune steuert." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, ohne dass er klebt, weil er die Schwerkraft auf den Kaugummi anpasst." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach mit einem einzigen Blick schmilzt." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Virus schreiben, der nur aus Stille besteht, sodass selbst Viren Angst haben, ihn zu infizieren." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurückbringen, indem er ihn einfach mit einem einzigen Blick zur Erde zieht." Might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Sommer erzeugen, indem er einfach mit den Augen blinzelt." That's similar to known jokes about snow. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm einen Beat gibt, den nur er hören kann." That's unique. But need to be clear and funny. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurückbringen, indem er ihn einfach mit einem einzigen Blick zur Erde zieht und dabei die Schwerkraft umgeht." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi aus dem All fallen". That's within 80. Meme_caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaugummi zurückholt, zittert das Universum". Keep under 80. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris pulls a glowing bubble of bubblegum from space, the bubble contains a tiny Earth, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from joke: "pulls a glowing bubble of bubblegum from space, the bubble contains a tiny Earth". That matches. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi aus dem All – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi aus dem All – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi(8)=21, space=22, aus(3)=25, space=26, dem(3)=29, space=30, All(3)=33, space=34, –(1)=35, space=36, Witz(4)=40. So 40 chars, okay. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurückholt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings. No extra fields. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi aus dem All fallen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kaugummi(8)=27, space=28, aus(3)=31, space=32, dem(3)=35, space=36, All(3)=39, space=40, fallen(6)=46. So 46 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaugummi zurückholt, zittert das Universum" length? Count: Wenn(4)=4, space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Kaugummi(8)=30, space=31, zurückholt,(11 inc comma?) let's count: zurückholt is 10 letters, plus comma =11, so 31+11=42, space=43, das(3)=46, space=47, Universum(9)=56. So 56 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi aus dem All – Witz" we counted 40, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz