We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So all fields likely German except image_prompt must be English. Provide unique Chuck Norris joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but could be considered standard. Need unique twist. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Energieschub verwandeln, sodass selbst die Uhr Angst hat, zu spät zu kommen." That's a bit unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Fingertipp das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Server Angst haben, seine Anweisungen zu ignorieren." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn ansieht, weil selbst die Sonne vor ihm zurückschreckt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Kaffee-Kick". Must be <=80 characters. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee braut, zittert die Tasse." Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring intensely at a steaming coffee cup, causing it to glow with power". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a steaming coffee cup that glows with supernatural energy, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz: Der ultimative Power-Coffee". Must be <=60 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über Kaffee, der selbst die Uhr vor Angst flüchtet – klassischer Humor garantiert!" Must be <=160 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: Headline: "Der unbezwingbare Kaffee-Kick" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 r15 e16 space17 K18 a19 f20 f21 e22 i23 -? Actually "Kaffee-Kick" includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Der unbezwingbare Kaffee-Kick" = 24 characters? Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 r15 e16 space17 K18 a19 f20 f21 e22 i23 -? Actually "Kaffee-Kick" is 10 characters including hyphen? Let's count: K1 a2 f3 f4 e5 -6 K7 i8 c9 k10. So after space we have 10 characters. So total: 17 (up to space) +10 =27? Let's recount: "Der unbezwingbare Kaffee-Kick" characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 r15 e16 space17 K18 a19 f20 f21 e22 i23 -24 K25 i26 c27 k28. So 28 characters. Under 80, fine. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee braut, zittert die Tasse." Count characters: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 d18 e19 n20 space21 K22 a23 f24 f25 e26 i27 space28 b29 r30 a31 u32 t33 ,34 space35 z36 i37 t38 t39 e40 r41 t42 space43 d44 i45 e46 space47 T48 a49 s50 s51 e52 .53 So 53 characters, under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a steaming coffee cup that glows with supernatural energy, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length not required but okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz: Der ultimative Power-Coffee". Count characters: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 f16 f17 e18 i19 -? Actually "Kaffee-Witz" includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz: Der ultimative