We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields within limits: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide image_prompt English, describing scene. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a desert without heat". Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a human". Or "Chuck Norris can make a black hole smile". Let's craft a witty scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just because he felt like it." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just because he felt like it." That's a joke. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Kalender-Chaos mit Chuck Norris". That's 22 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Monat weglässt". That's 33 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a giant calendar page that disappears into thin air, standing in front of a dramatic desert landscape with a glowing sun, photorealistic action movie poster, cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from joke: "holding a giant calendar page that disappears into thin air". That matches. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Monat verschwinden – Witz". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Monat verschwinden – Witz". That's 44 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Monat einfach überspringt. Lustig, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count: let's approximate length: It's about 106 characters. Good. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Kalender-Chaos mit Chuck Norris" length: count: K(1)a2l3e4n5d6e7r8-(9)C10h11a12o13s14 (space?) Actually let's count precisely: "Kalender-Chaos mit Chuck Norris". Characters: K1 a2 l3 a4 n5 d6 e7 r8 -9 C10 h11 a12 o13 s14 (space?) Actually there is a space after dash? The string is "Kalender-Chaos mit Chuck Norris". Let's count: K1 a2 l3 a4 n5 d6 e7 r8 -9 C10 h11 a12 o13 s14 (space?) Actually there is a space after "Chaos"? The string: "Kalender-Chaos mit Chuck Norris". After "Chaos" there is a space then "mit". So characters: K1 a2 l3 a4 n5 d6 e7 r8 -9 C10 h11 a12 o13 s14 (space15) m16 i17 t18 (space19) C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 (space25) N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31. So total 31 characters. Under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Monat weglässt". Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) d18 e19 n20 (space21) M22 o23 n24 a25 t26 (space27) w28 e29 g30 l31 ä32 s33 s34 t35 (space36). That's 36 characters. Good. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Monat verschwinden – Witz". Count: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) l15 ä16 s17 s18 e19 t20 (space21) M22 o23 n24 a25 t26 (space27) v28 e29 s30 s31 e32 n33 d34 e35 n36 (space37) –38 (space39) W40 i41 t42 z43. That's 43 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 characters: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Monat einfach überspringt. Lustig, ironisch und völlig absurd." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: E1 i2 n3 (space4) k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 c11 h12 e13 r14 (space15) C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 (space21) N22 o23 o24 r25 i26 s27 (space28) W29 i30 z31 (space32) ,33 (space34) b35 e36 i37 (space38) d39 e40 r41 (space42) e43 i44 n4