We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German but can be English? Probably German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered." That's also common. Need something more original. Let's think: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole. Or Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Or Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by breathing. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's okay but maybe not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a cake rise just by looking at it." That's similar to many jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." Hmm. We need to embed specific scene for image_prompt: e.g., "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole in the desert". Or "Chuck Norris standing on top of a mountain of broken keyboards, holding a glowing USB stick". Must be specific. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by sneezing." That's unique? Might be similar to existing jokes about making snow in desert. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's similar. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee brew itself just by staring at the coffee beans." That's also similar. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites history". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once round‑kicked a calendar so hard that it skipped a whole year." That's unique. Let's write joke_text: "Chuck Norris round‑kicked a calendar so hard that it skipped an entire year." That's a classic style. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Kalender-Kick: Chuck Norris lässt ein Jahr verschwinden". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Ein Jahr überflüssig – dank eines einzigen Tretens". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to a large wall calendar, causing the pages to fly away and a year number to vanish into a vortex. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene: "delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to a large wall calendar, causing the pages to fly away and a year number to vanish into a vortex". That is specific. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt ein Jahr verschwinden – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt ein Jahr verschwinden – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, ein(3)=22, space=23, Jahr(4)=27, space=28, verschwinden(10)=38, space=39, –(1)=40, space=41, Witz(4)=45. So 45 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen ganzen Jahrgang aus dem Kalender löscht. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen ganzen Jahrgang aus dem Kalender löscht. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide exactly JSON object. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure each field is a string, no extra fields. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris round‑kicked a calendar so hard that it skipped an entire year." headline: "Kalender-Kick: Chuck Norris lässt ein Jahr verschwinden" meme_caption: "Ein Jahr überflüssig – dank eines einzigen Tretens" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to a large wall calendar, causing the pages to fly away and a year number to vanish into a vortex. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt ein Jahr verschwinden – Witz" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen ganzen Jahrgang aus dem Kalender löscht. Lache jetzt!" Check lengths: headline length: "Kalender-Kick: Chuck Norris lässt ein Jahr verschwinden" count: Kalender-Kick(13) + colon+space (2) =15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, lässt(5)=33, space=34, ein(3)=37, space=38, Jahr(4)=42, space=43, verschwinden(10)=53. So 53 chars, under 80. meme_caption length: "Ein Jahr überflüssig – dank eines einzigen Tretens" count: Let's count: Ein(3)=3, space=4