We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown formatting, just plain JSON. No code fences. Let's craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe not typical. Need typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities, impossible feats, mythic status. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month fears his stare." That's okay. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, and then use the water to brew a cup of coffee that powers the entire United States." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON fields. Joke_text: full joke text. Should be a single sentence maybe. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper into a origami crane that flies to the moon and back before lunch." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Might be okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbeatable Roundhouse of Destiny". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Polarität des Universums". That's okay. Image_prompt: English description of scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke] Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "holding a folded origami crane that glows with lunar light". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a glowing origami crane that hovers above his palm, lunar light reflecting off its wings. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Origami-Moon-Crane Witz – Lacher Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Origami-Moon-Crane Witz – Lacher Klassiker". That's about 53 maybe. Good. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über ein Origami-Kranich, das zum Mond fliegt – witzig, ironisch und völlig absurd!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über ein Origami-Kranich, das zum Mond fliegt – witzig, ironisch und völlig absurd!" That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. That's fine. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Now craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Stück Papier zu einem Origami-Kranich falten, der zum Mond fliegt und vor dem Mittagessen zurück ist – und dabei das Wetter auf der Erde umkehrt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. It does start with "Chuck Norris". Good. But ensure it's unique. Might be okay. Now headline: "Der Origami-Kranich, der die Schwerkraft herausfordert". That's 44 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kranich falten lässt, wird das Universum zur Schirmmütze". That's maybe 70 chars. Image_prompt: as described. Meta_title: "Chuck Norris Origami-Mond-Kranich Witz – Lacher Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Origami-Mond-Kranich Witz – Lacher Klassiker". That's 58 maybe, okay. Meta_description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über ein Origami-Kranich, das zum Mond fliegt – witzig, ironisch und völlig absurd!" That's okay. Now ensure each field length constraints. Check headline length: "Der Origami-Kranich, der die Schwerkraft herausfordert" length: count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 O5 r6 i7 g8 a9 m10 i11 -12 K13 r14 a15 n16 i17 c18 h19 ,20 space21 d22 e23 r24 space25 d26 i27 e28 space29 S30 c31 h32 w33 e34 r35 k36 g37 r38 a39 f40 t41 space42 h43 e44 r45 a46 u47 s48 c49 h50 e51 n52 d53 i54 e55 r56 t57. That's 57 characters, okay (<80). Meme caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kranich falten lässt, wird das Universum zur Schirmmütze".