We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO title/description can be English? Probably German is fine. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must be funny, unique, no clichés. Must avoid similar to existing jokes. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that hasn't been used. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but maybe we can do something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal work through a brick wall just by staring at it." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's not typical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: absurd, over-the-top. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by whispering 'sudo'." That's maybe too techy. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That's unique. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That's a short joke. But we need to embed it in a longer comedic sentence maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking, and the sun had to ask for permission to rise." That might be too long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." That's also common. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, and the snowman thanks him." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, and the snowman thanks him for the warm welcome." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." The joke_text must be German. So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann nur durch Atmen zum Schmelzen bringen, und der Schneemann bedankt sich für die warme Begrüßung." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it short enough? No length constraint given for joke_text. It's okay. Now we need headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz des Tages". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst der Schneemann dankbar ist." That's short. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann nur durch Atmen zum Schmelzen bringen, und der Schneemann bedankt sich für die warme Begrüßung." But the image prompt should describe a specific scene from the joke. So maybe "Chuck Norris blowing warm breath onto a melting snowman who bows in gratitude". Must include that scene. The prompt must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "blowing warm breath onto a melting snowman who bows in gratitude". Must be in English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann, der sich bedankt." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: - joke_text in German, starts with "Chuck Norris". Yes. - headline max 80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz des Tages". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24m25a26n27n28 (space29)s30c31h32m33e34l35z36e37n38 (space39)–40 (space41)W42i43t44z45 (space46)d47e48s49 (space50)T51á52g53e54s55. That's 55 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars. "Wenn der Schneemann dankbar ist." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5e6r7 (space8)S9c10h11n12e13e14m15a16n17n18 (space19)d20a21n22k23b24a25r26 (space27)i28s29t30. That's 30 characters, okay. - image_prompt must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "blowing warm breath onto a melting snowman who bows