We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline up to 80 characters, meme caption up to 80 characters, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Must be unique. We need meta_title up to 60 characters, meta_description up to 160 characters. We must ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe something about Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse go faster than a car, etc. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Avoid "Chuck Norris can slam a door in a revolving door" etc. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it" maybe not unique. Let's think of something about his beard being so powerful it can power a city. Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone". That might be unique. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhrzeit zurückdreht." That's maybe not typical. Let's think of something more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückdreht." That might be okay. But we need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than a bullet by just staring at it". That might be similar to some existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it". Hmm. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". That might be too similar. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward". That might be unique. But we need to ensure it's typical Chuck Norris style: absurd, hyperbolic, referencing his legendary abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr zurückdreht und den Tag verlängert." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's maybe use a scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr zurückdreht und den Tag verlängert." That is a bit similar to "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Not exactly. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than a bullet by just giving it a stare". That might be similar to some jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". That might be unique. But we need to embed the specific scene in the image_prompt. The scene should be something like "Chuck Norris is chewing a gum that creates a time loop". Or "Chuck Norris is holding a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Let's decide on a specific scene: "Chuck Norris is chewing a gum that creates a time loop, causing the clock hands to spin backwards". That could be the scene. But we need to keep the image_prompt description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the scene. For example: "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum that stretches into a vortex, pulling the clock hands backward". That would be the specific scene. Now we need to craft the JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt as described. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr zurückdreht und den Tag verlängert, während die Minuten wie Sandkörner durch seine Finger laufen." But that might be too long. Let's keep it concise but still a full joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr zurückdreht und den Tag verlängert, während die Minuten wie Sandkörner durch seine Finger laufen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit zum Stillstand bringt und dann rückwärts laufen lässt." That might be okay. But maybe we can incorporate a specific scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Uhr zurückdreht und den Tag verlängert, während die Minuten wie Sandkörner durch seine Finger laufen." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaugummi-Zeitreise-Trick von Chuck Norris". That's under 80 characters. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Kaugummi die Zeit zurückspult". That's under 80. image_prompt: need to include the specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum that stretches into a vortex pulling the clock hands backward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Zeitreise Witz - Lustig". That