We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique content. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." Might be too long. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm, and then the computer apologizes to him." That's unique-ish. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by staring at it." That's typical. We need unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something like "Chuck Norris can bench press the entire internet." That's known but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by simply blinking." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by simply blinking." That's a bit unique. Now we need to embed that as joke_text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt." But we need German. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond reichen". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn er blinzelt, wird das Internet himmlisch". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". So we need to describe the scene: maybe "standing on a lunar surface, blinking, with a glowing Wi‑Fi signal beam connecting Earth and Moon". Provide full prompt. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond". That's 33 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt – ein klassischer Internet‑Mythos". Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt – ein klassischer Internet‑Mythos". That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: German joke text. - headline: German headline <=80 chars. - meme_caption: German meme caption <=80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt describing scene. - meta_title: SEO Title <=60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description <=160 chars. Check lengths. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt." Count characters? Not needed but fine. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond reichen" Count: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond reichen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space (1) =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, WLAN(4)=23, space=24, bis(3)=27, space=28, zum(3)=31, space=32, Mond(4)=36, space=37, erreichend? Actually "erreichen" is 9 letters. Let's write "erreichen". So "erreichen" length 9, plus space before? Actually phrase "erreichen" after space. So total maybe 46. So under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn er blinzelt, wird das Internet himmlisch" Count: "Wenn er blinzelt, wird das Internet himmlisch" length? Let's count: Wenn(4) + space=5, er(2)=7, space=8, blinzelt,(8 inc comma?) Actually "blinzelt," 8 inc comma? Let's approximate total maybe 38. Under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on the lunar surface, blinking intensely, a glowing Wi‑Fi signal beam connecting Earth and Moon, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within typical length but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, WLAN(4)=23, space=24, bis(3)=27, space=28, zum(3)=31, space=32, Mond(4)=36. So 36 chars, under 60. meta_description: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt – ein klassischer Internet‑Mythos". Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond bringen, nur indem er blinzelt – ein klassischer Internet‑Mythos". Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 kann(4)=17 space=18 ein(3)=21 space=22 WLAN‑Signal(10? includes hyphen) let's approximate 10 =>32 space=33 bis(3)=36 space=37 zum(3)=4