We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title (max 60 chars) and meta description (max 160 chars). All fields in JSON, no markdown. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe still respects his privacy." But need to be unique. Maybe something about his beard being a separate entity that can lift weights. Or something about his beard being a separate country. We need to ensure it's not a known joke. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance" etc. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs a gym. Or something about his beard being a Wi-Fi hotspot. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now the cactus can bend without breaking." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a snowball fight, and the snowflake surrendered and offered him a job as a snowplow driver." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do karate, and now the goldfish can deliver a roundhouse kick that makes ripples in the water." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee with a snowstorm, and the resulting brew was so strong that it kept the entire Arctic awake for a week." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a traffic light to do push-ups, and now the light turns green just to impress him." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. Let's pick a scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with a single ingredient: "air". The pizza delivered itself. That's a known style but maybe okay. But we need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to measure the speed of light with a stopwatch, and the light stopped to ask for directions." That's a classic but maybe too common. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris's beard once entered a spelling bee and won by spelling 'impossible' backwards." That's unique. But we need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to play the piano, and now the beard composes symphonies that make even the keys tremble." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. Let's define: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to play the piano, and now the beard composes symphonies that make even the keys tremble." Headline: "Der unbezwingbare Bart des Chuck Norris" (max 80 chars). Count characters: "Der unbezwingbare Bart des Chuck Norris" length: let's count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 r15 e16 space17 B18 a19 r20 t21 space22 d23 e24 s25 space26 C27 h28 u29 c30 k31 space32 N33 o34 r35 r36 i37 s38. That's 38 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn der Bart mehr Talent hat als der Pianist" (max 80 chars). Count: "Wenn der Bart mehr Talent hat als der Pianist" length: let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 T19 a20 l21 e22 n23 t24 space25 h26 a27 t28 space29 space? Actually there is a space before "als". Let's count precisely: "Wenn der Bart mehr Talent hat als der Pianist". Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4? Wait "Wenn" is 4 letters? Actually "Wenn" is 4 letters: W1 e2 n3 n4? No, "Wenn" is 4 letters: W(1) e(2) n(3) n(4). Then space5. "der" d6 e7 r8 space9. "Bart" B10 a11 r12 t13 space14. "mehr" m15 e16 h17 r18 space19. "Talent" T20 a21 l22 e23 n24 t25 space26. "hat" h27 a28 t29 space30. "als" a31 l32 s33 space34. "der" d35 e36 r37 space38. "Pianist" P39 i40 a41 n42 i43 s44 t45. So total 45 characters, okay. Image_prompt: Need English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The beard sits at a grand piano, fingers on keys, surrounded by floating musical notes, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include specific scene from the joke: "the beard sits at a grand piano, fingers on keys, surrounded by floating musical notes". That matches. Make sure it's within the description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The beard sits at a grand piano, fingers on keys, surrounded by