We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his coffee being so strong it can power a city. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's similar to existing but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the tears of his enemies as ink." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide joke_text in German. Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Zeit Angst hat, ihn zu treffen." But need to be unique and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein ganzes Universum, das nur aus Kaugummi besteht." But need to be classic style. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Tornado erzeugen, der nur aus Marshmallows besteht." But need to be unique. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einer Handfläche erzeugen, indem er nur einen Finger hochzieht." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt." But need to be classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Not allowed because it's English. We need German. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Handschlag die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass alles, was fällt, nach oben fliegt." But that's similar to existing. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus purem Adrenalin erschaffen, indem er einfach nur einen Sonnenbrand hat." Ok. Let's decide on a concrete joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Mond erschafft, der nur aus süßem Karamell besteht." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Tornado aus Gummibärchen erzeugen, der dann als neue Autobahn dient." Ok. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Tornado aus Gummibärchen erzeugen, der dann als neue Autobahn durch die Wüste verläuft." That's unique enough. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft Gummibärchen-Tornado zur Autobahn" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Gummibärchen-Tornado zur Autobahn" length? Let's approximate: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, Gummibärchen-Tornado(18?) Actually "Gummibärchen-Tornado" length 18 inc hyphen? Let's count: G(1)u2m3m4i5b6ä7r8c9h10e11n12-13T14o15r16n17a18d19o20. So 20 characters? Actually let's just approximate total length maybe 55. So okay under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tornado aus Süßigkeiten macht, wird die Straße zu einem Karamell-Paradies." Count characters maybe under 80. Image prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a tornado of gummy bears turning into a highway through a desert. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specifics: "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a tornado of gummy bears turning into a highway through a desert." Must be included. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft Gummibärchen-Tornado zur neuen Autobahn". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Gummibärchen-Tornado zur neuen Autobahn" length? Approx 55. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Tornado aus Gummibärchen entstehen, der zur brandneuen Autobahn wird – ein klassischer, humorvoller Witz." Count maybe under 160. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings. Make sure no markdown code fences. Let's craft final JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft Gummibärchen-Tornado zur Autobahn". Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 a19 f20 t21 (space22) G23 u24 m25 m26 i27 b28 ä29 r30 c31 h32 e33 n34 -35 T36 o37 r38 n39 a40 d41 o42 (space43) z44 u45 r46 (space47) A48 u49 t50 o51 b52 n53 o54 r55 g56. So 5