We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language overall, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke. Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his age, his legend. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That might be unique. Or "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a black hole, causing it to emit a '404 Not Found' error." That's unique. Let's craft. We need to ensure no similar jokes exist. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance." That's common. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal work through walls just by staring at it." That's unique. But must be in German. So the joke_text should be German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer nur mit einem einzigen Blick neu starten, ohne dass er einen Knopf drücken muss." That's maybe too generic. Let's craft something more unique: "Chuck Norris kann das Wetter kontrollieren, indem er einfach mit dem Zeigefinger auf die Wolken zeigt." That's maybe okay. But we need to be careful to not repeat typical jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Nudel-Schlag in eine Zeitmaschine verwandelt." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem leeren Becher zaubern, indem er ihn einfach anstarrt." Hmm. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er einen Hammer schlägt, ohne dass jemand einen Hammer hält." That could be unique. But we need to ensure it's a joke, not just a statement. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often have hyperbolic abilities. Eg: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Let's think of something about his age: "Chuck Norris can celebrate his birthday in the future by simply ignoring calendars." That's maybe too abstract. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Marathon laufen, während er gleichzeitig einen Kuchen backt, und am Ende gewinnt er sowohl das Rennen als auch den Geschmack." That's too long. We need a concise joke_text, but can be longer. The format doesn't specify length, but must be a joke. Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus mit einem einzigen Niesen eliminieren, sodass das Virus vor Schreck in die Knie geht und sich selbst löscht." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus mit einem einzigen Niesen eliminieren, sodass das Virus vor Schreck in die Knie geht und sich selbst löscht." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Niesen-Virus-Killer". That's short. Meme caption: max 80 characters, German, image caption. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, stürzt das Internet ab." Image prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. The joke is about him eliminating a computer virus with a sneeze. So the scene could be him sneezing, a virus turning into dust, maybe a computer screen with error. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris eliminates a computer virus with a single sneeze, the virus disintegrates in mid-air as he glares at a glowing monitor." So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, sneezing powerfully while a digital virus dissolves into pixels in front of him, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Niesen-Virus – Ein Klassiker". That's 38 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris Niesen-Virus – Ein Klassiker" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)N14i15e16s17e18n19-20V21i22r23u24s25 (space26)–(space27)E28i29n30 (space31)K32l33a34s35s36i37k38e39r40. That's 40 characters approx, within 60. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine legendäre Fähigkeit, Computer-Viren mit einem Niesen zu vernichten – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate: It's probably under 160. Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine legendäre Fähigkeit, Computer-Viren mit einem Niesen zu vernichten – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 130 characters. Good. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure fields are quoted correctly, no trailing commas. Let's construct JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer-Virus mit einem einzigen Niesen eliminieren, sodass das Virus vor Schreck in die Knie geht und sich selbst löscht.", "headline": "Der Niesen-Virus-Killer", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris niesen muss, stürzt das Internet ab.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is