We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and it gave up and started counting backwards." That's not typical. Let's think of something classic but unique: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent is forced to watch paint dry for eternity." That's a bit long but okay. But must be a joke text, likely a short statement. Could be: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his feet." That's known? Not sure. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowstorm into a summer heatwave just by blinking." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously juggling three planets." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for his enemies." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Could be a single sentence. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number, just to prove he doesn't need math." That's known? Might be known but maybe okay. But we need uniqueness. Let's create something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, causing an entire winter to disappear." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a boring meeting into an epic battle of wits where the PowerPoint slides explode into fireworks." That's more comedic. Let's decide on a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking all the paperwork into oblivion." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in his sleep, and the numbers will rearrange themselves to thank him." That's maybe too abstract. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse race end in a tie by simply staring at the finish line." That's classic. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a horse race end in a tie by simply staring at the finish line." That's unique? Might be similar to known jokes about him making things stop. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse race end in a tie by simply staring at the finish line, causing the horses to bow out of respect." That adds extra. But we need to keep within typical length. Let's produce final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a horse race end in a tie by simply staring at the finish line, causing the horses to bow out of respect." Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris' unstoppable stare ends horse races in ties". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris' unstoppable stare ends horse races in ties" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris'"7? Actually "Norris'" is 7 inc apostrophe? Let's just approximate. It's likely under 80. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' stare ends horse races in ties". That's shorter. Count: "Chuck Norris' stare ends horse races in ties" length: let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 space14 s15 t16 a17 r18 e19 space20 e21 n22 d23 s24 space25 h26 o27 r28 s29 e30 space31 r32 a33 c34 e35 s36 space37 i38 n39 space40 t41 i42 e43 s44. So 44 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like: "Wenn der Referee den Pferdegalopp nicht mehr unterscheidet". Let's count: "Wenn der Referee den Pferdegalopp nicht mehr unterscheidet" length: maybe ~45. That's okay. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the format says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English? The placeholder is in brackets, but we need to replace it with the specific scene from the joke, presumably in English? The instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a string that includes that description, with the scene inserted. So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a horse race finish line, causing the horses to bow in respect. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's the image_prompt. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like: "Chuck Norris' Stare Ends Horse Races in Ties". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris' Stare Ends Horse Races in Ties" length: C