We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be valid JSON, no markdown code blocks. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar phrasing to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser benutzt." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Handschlag gebraucht hat, um nicht zu frieren." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Unendlichkeitszeichen umwandeln, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." Not sure. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi hat sich selbst gefragt, wer hier wirklich die Macht hat." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser benutzt." That's okay but maybe similar to known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick in den Sleep-Modus versetzen, selbst wenn das BIOS bereits im Deep Sleep ist." Hmm. We need to produce JSON fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Blick in ein komplettes Universum verwandeln, selbst wenn das Universum bereits voll ist." But must be funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Arktis einen Handschlag braucht, um nicht zu frieren." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Kühlschrank-Challenge von Chuck Norris". That's 33 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bei sich trägt". That's 38 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing in front of a massive refrigerator that glows with icy blue light, holding a frozen snowflake". Something like that. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing in front of a massive glowing refrigerator emitting icy blue light, holding a frozen snowflake. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der ultimative Kühlschrank-Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der ultimative Kühlschrank-Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, ultimative(10)=31, space=32, Kühlschrank-(11 inc hyphen?) Actually "Kühlschrank-Witz" length 13? Let's count precisely: K(1)ü2ß3l4e5c6h7s8c9h10n11k12-(13)W14i15t16z17. So total maybe 32+13=45. So within 60. Good. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der selbst die Arktis friert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kühlschrank, der selbst die Arktis friert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Kühlschrank-Challenge von Chuck Norris". Count: Der(3) space=4, Kühlschrank-(11?) Actually "Kühlschrank-Challenge" length 16? Let's count: K1 ü2 ß3 l4 e5 c6 h7 s8 c9 h10 n11 k12 -13 C14 h15 a16 l17 l18 e19 n20 g21 e22. So "Der Kühlschrank-Challenge von Chuck Norris" length: "Der " (4) + 16 =20, space=21, "von" (3)=24, space=25, "Chuck" (5)=30, space=31, "Norris" (6)=37. So 37 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bei sich trägt" length: count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Frost(5)=27, space=28, bei(3)=31, space=32, sich(4)=36, space=37, trägt(6)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Now image_prompt must be English, include specifics. Ensure no extra text. Now meta_title max 60 characters. Let's count "Chuck Norris und der ultimative Kühlschrank-Witz". Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(