We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think of a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a portrait of himself." Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too long. We need a short joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it's a toaster." That's okay. But must be unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." That's unique. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN-Signal in einen Rundtritt verwandeln." That's German but maybe not funny enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen und gleichzeitig die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Computer neu starten, ohne den Knopf zu drücken." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." In German: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." That's a known joke but maybe okay? But we should avoid typical standard jokes. That one is common. Let's create something else: "Chuck Norris can make a square circle." In German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis aus einem Quadrat machen." That's also known. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris can win a chess game against himself using only his left hand." In German: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachspiel gegen sich selbst gewinnen, nur mit der linken Hand." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. The joke_text can be a full sentence. Let's decide on: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem einzigen Sprung überqueren und dabei das Spiel in 0,5 Sekunden gewinnen." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem einzigen Sprung überqueren und sofort Matt setzen." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem einzigen Sprung überqueren und sofort Matt setzen." That's a unique scenario. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris besiegt Schach mit einem Sprung". That's under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Schach spielt, gibt es nur ein Matt." That's under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: Chuck Norris, tough legendary action hero, 50s, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular, black sleeveless vest, crossing a chessboard with a single jump, delivering a roundhouse kick that lands on a chess piece delivering checkmate? Actually the joke is about crossing the board and delivering checkmate. So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris leaps over a giant chessboard, landing with a roundhouse kick that sends the king piece flying, checkmate pose. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "leaps over a giant chessboard, landing with a roundhouse kick that sends the king piece flying, checkmate pose". That is the specific scene. Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Schach-Matt in Sekunden". That's 31 chars. Meta_description max 160 chars: something like "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem Sprung überqueren und sofort Matt setzen – ein klassischer, übertriebener Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem Sprung überqueren und sofort Matt setzen – ein klassischer, übertriebener Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure all fields are filled, no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem einzigen Sprung überqueren und sofort Matt setzen." headline: "Chuck Norris besiegt Schach mit einem Sprung" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Schach spielt, gibt es nur ein Matt." image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris leaps over a giant chessboard, landing with a roundhouse kick that sends the king piece flying, checkmate pose. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Schach-Matt in Sekunden" meta_description: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem Sprung überqueren und sofort Matt setzen – ein klassischer, übertriebener Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris besiegt Schach mit einem Sprung" = 41 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris Schach spielt, gibt es nur ein Matt." Count: let's count: "Wenn"4 + space