We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars. Meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while wearing noise-cancelling headphones." Or "Chuck Norris can bench press a planet and still have time to brew coffee." We need to ensure uniqueness, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a real planet." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon using just a glance." Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will thank him." That's known but maybe okay? Might be considered known. Better to create something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello world' into a black hole that swallows all bugs." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt erzeugen, der die Schwerkraft auf dem Mond umkehrt, sodass Aliens plötzlich auf der Erde tanzen." That's a bit long but okay. But we need a short joke text. Provide full joke text. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft auf dem Mond umkehren, sodass Aliens plötzlich auf der Erde tanzen." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der die Schwerkraft auf dem Mond umkehrt – und plötzlich tanzen alle Aliens auf der Erde." That's okay. Make sure it's unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der Mond-Umriss-Kick von Chuck Norris". That's short. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn Chuck Norris den Mond kickt, tanzen die Aliens." That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that reverses the moon's gravity, causing alien dancers to float on Earth. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include specifics from the joke: "reverses the moon's gravity, causing alien dancers to float on Earth". Provide that. Meta title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Aliens tanzen – Mond-Kick". That's about 38 chars. Meta description <=160 chars: "Chuck Norris verwandelt mit einem Rundtritt die Mondschwerkraft – und plötzlich tanzen Aliens auf der Erde. Ein klassischer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt mit einem Rundtritt die Mondschwerkraft – und plötzlich tanzen Aliens auf der Erde. Ein klassischer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz." That's about 130-140 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Der Mond-Umriss-Kick von Chuck Norris" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 M5 o6 n7 d8 -9 U10 m11 r12 i13 s14 s15 -16 K17 i18 c19 k20 space21 v22 o23 n24 space25 C26 h27 u28 c29 k30 space31 N32 o33 r34 r35 i36 s37. That's about 36 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Mond kickt, tanzen die Aliens." Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually "Wenn" 4, space 5, "Chuck" 5 letters => 10, space 11, "Norris" 6 => 17, space 18, "den" 3 => 21, space 22, "Mond" 4 => 26, space 27, "kickt," 5 inc comma => 32, space 33, "tanzen" 6 => 39, space 40, "die" 3 => 43, space 44, "Aliens." 7 inc period => 51. So 51 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Aliens tanzen – Mond-Kick" length? Count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"6 =>12, space13, "lässt"4 =>17, space18, "Aliens"6 =>24, space25, "tanzen"6 =>31, space32, "–" (en dash) 1 =>33, space34, "Mond-Kick"7 =>41. So 41 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt mit einem Rundtritt die Mondschwerkraft – und plötzlich tanzen Aliens auf der Erde. Ein klassischer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz." Let's count characters: We'll approximate: "Chuck Norris verwandelt mit einem Rundtritt die Mondschwerkraft – und plötzlich tanzen Aliens auf der Erde. Ein klassischer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz." That's about 138 characters, okay. Now ensure joke_text is unique and starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide full joke text in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft auf dem Mond umkehren, sodass plötzlich alle Aliens auf der Erde tanzen." That's okay. Check