We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe too weird. Need something that fits typical style: exaggeration about his strength, ability to do impossible things, time travel, etc. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in the Sahara." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of the internet in a single glance, and then rewrite it with his own facts." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a short scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month fears his roundhouse kick." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel in Klingon." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph? Probably a short joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a single drop of water into an ocean just by raising an eyebrow." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's long but okay. We need to keep it within reasonable length. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's a bit long but okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Physik-Bruch mit Chuck Norris". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, macht selbst die Schwerkraft Pause". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill the placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. For example: "He delivers a devastating roundhouse kick that shatters a floating globe of physics equations, while gravity is depicted as a paused clock." Something like that. We need to produce a single English prompt string that includes that scene. Must not include any text or captions. So just description. Let's craft: "He delivers a devastating roundhouse kick that shatters a floating globe of physics equations, causing gravity to pause mid-air, with a coffee cup suspended." That's the scene. Now meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris bricht Physik-Gesetze – epischer Witz". That's 48 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt die Schwerkraft zum Kaffeepause macht – humorvoll, einzigartig und voll Action!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt die Schwerkraft zum Kaffeepause macht – humorvoll, einzigartig und voll Action!" That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just plain JSON. Make sure JSON fields are exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Physik-Bruch mit Chuck Norris". Count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 P16 h17 y18 s19 i20 k21 -? Actually let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Physik-Bruch mit Chuck Norris". Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 P16 h17 y18 s19 i20 k21 -? Actually there is a hyphen: "Physik-Bruch". So after "Physik" there is hyphen. Let's count: "Physik-Bruch" length 10? Let's just approximate total length: "Der ultimative Physik-Bruch mit Chuck Norris" length maybe 44. So okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, macht selbst die Schwerkraft Pause" length? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 a7 c8 k8? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, macht selbst die Schwerkraft Pause". Count characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C