We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Provide a joke text that is funny, unique. Provide headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zum Stillstand bringen – deshalb hat er noch nie einen Birthday-Cake ausblasen müssen, weil die Kerzen nie brennen." Something like that. Must start with Chuck Norris. Let's make it: "Chuck Norris lässt seine Kaffeetasse nie leer werden, weil er einfach den Mond zum Nachfüllen bittet." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken das Internet zum Schweigen bringen – deshalb gibt es nie 404-Fehler, wenn er eine URL eingibt." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Schlag die Schwerkraft neu definieren – deshalb schweben seine Socken immer um ihn herum, ohne dass er sie ausziehen muss." Might be okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gegen die Zeit gelaufen und gewann, weil er die Uhr einfach zurückspulen konnte." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Zeit zurückdrehen – deshalb feiert er jedes Mal seinen Geburtstag zweimal, einmal im Kalender und einmal im Paralleluniversum." That's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Zeitreise-Geburtstag: Chuck Norris feiert doppelt". Count characters: "Zeitreise-Geburtstag: Chuck Norris feiert doppelt" length? Let's count: Z(1) e2 i3 t4 r5 e6 i7 s8 e9 -10 G11 e12 b13 u14 r15 t16 s17 t18 a19 g20 :21 space22 C23 h24 u25 c26 k27 space28 N29 o30 r31 r32 i33 s34 space35 f36 e37 i38 e39 r40 t41 space42 d43 o44 p45 p46 l47 e48 t49. That's 49 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, bricht die Uhr zusammen". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, bricht die Uhr zusammen" length? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 l18 ä19 c20 h21 e22 l23 t24 ,25 space26 b27 r28 i29 c30 h31 t32 space33 d34 i35 e36 space37 U38 h39 r40 space41 z42 u43 s44 a45 m46 m47 e48 n49. That's 49 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. The joke mentions "Zeitreise-Geburtstag" and "Paralleluniversum". So scene: Chuck Norris standing in a birthday party with two cakes, one in normal world, one in a parallel dimension, with a clock melting? But must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "standing between two birthday cakes, one normal, one glowing with alternate reality, holding a clock that is melting backwards". Must not include text or captions. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing between two birthday cakes—one ordinary, one glowing with an alternate reality—holding a clock that appears to rewind, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Zeitreise-Geburtstag – Lacher". Count: "Chuck Norris Zeitreise-Geburtstag – Lacher" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 Z14 e15 i16 t17 r18 e19 i20 s21 e22 -23 G24 e25 b26 u27 r28 t29 s30 t31 a32 g33 space34 –35 space36 L37 a38 c39 h40 e41 r42. That's 42 characters, okay. meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurückspulen, um doppelte Geburtstage zu feiern – ein klassischer Witz voller Übertreibung und Humor." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurückspulen, um doppelte Geburtstage zu feiern – ein klassischer Witz voller Übertreibung und Humor." Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 d19 i20 e21 space