We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time, causing his alarm clock to skip straight to noon." But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a novel about his own legend, and the novel becomes a bestseller before he even finishes the first chapter." Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeitlinien des Universums neu ordnet und dadurch jeden Montag zu einem Freitag macht." That's unique. Check constraints: Must be funny, classic. Should be unique. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, wird Montag zum Freitag". That's 44 chars maybe. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Kaugummi-Kraft: Montag wird zum Freitag". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a giant bubble‑gum that stretches across the sky, bending the calendar pages showing Monday turning into Friday. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from joke: chewing gum causing time shift. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Montag zum Freitag werden". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Montag zum Freitag werden" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Montag(6)=25, space=26, zum(3)=29, space=30, Freitag(7)=37, space=38, werden(6)=44. So 44 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Erlebe den legendären Chuck Norris, der mit einem Kaugummi die Zeit beugt und Montag in Freitag verwandelt – ein klassischer, witziger Witz im Stil der Internet-Meme-Götter." Count characters: Let's approximate under 160. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, wird Montag zum Freitag". Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "kaut,"5=23, space=24, "wird"4=28, space=29, "Montag"6=35, space=36, "zum"3=39, space=40, "Freitag"7=47. So 47 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Our caption: "Kaugummi-Kraft: Montag wird zum Freitag". Count: Kaugummi-Kraft(13?) let's count: K(1)a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-(9)K10r11a12f13t14 =14? Actually "Kaugummi-Kraft" is 13 characters including hyphen? Let's just count total: "Kaugummi-Kraft: Montag wird zum Freitag". Count characters including spaces: "Kaugummi-Kraft:" 13? Let's just approximate total length <80, likely fine. - meta_title max 60 characters: we have 44, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: need to ensure under 160. Let's craft a concise description: "Chuck Norris beugt die Zeit mit einem Kaugummi – Montag wird zum Freitag. Ein klassischer, witziger Meme-Witz im Stil der Internet-Legende." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris beugt die Zeit mit einem Kaugummi – Montag wird zum Freitag. Ein klassischer, witziger Meme-Witz im Stil der Internet-Legende." Let's count: - "Chuck Norris beugt die Zeit mit einem Kaugummi – Montag wird zum Freitag." That's about 71 characters? Let's count precisely: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "beugt"5=18, space=19, "die"3=22, space=23, "Zeit"4=27, space=28, "mit"3=31, space=32, "einem"5=37, space=38, "Kaugummi"8=46, space=47, "–" (en dash) maybe 1=48, space=49, "Montag"6=55, space=56, "wird"4=60, space=61, "zum"3=64, space=65, "Freitag"7=72, "."=73. Then space=74, "Ein"3=77, space=78, "klassischer,"11=89, space=90, "witziger"8=98, space=99, "Meme-Witz"8=107, space=108, "im"2=110, space=111, "Stil"4=115, space